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O-ooooou, this is Paimio beibe!

Cheek oli taas eilen niin hyvä!

Ho Ho Ho
So many christmas letters,
So many wishes,
Lucy wants a squeezie doll,
Jimmy wants a moon rocket,
Oh, this list is rather long,

Hey now Santa I'm writing to you,
'Cos there's a lot of cool shit I want
I know I've been naughty but cut me some slack,
'Cos there's a lot of cool shit I want,
So here's my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,

I waaaaaaant,
A solid gold Harley with machine guns on the front,
I waaaaaaant,
A Motley Crew lunchbox filled with sticky buns,

I want a see-through jumpsuit that fits me tight,
I want all of the Beatles copyrights,
I want to chop Florida off the map,
I want Pamela Andersons speedo top,

So there you go Santa there's my christmas list,
That's all the cool shit I want,
But wait a minute Santa there's some things I missed,
There's still a lot of cool shit I want,
So here's my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,

I waaaaaaant,
A time machine and a BB gun,
I waaaaaaant,
A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun,
I waaaaaaant,
To party naked on a schoolbus full of nuns,
I waaaaaaant,
A bumper pool table and a robot pelican,

There you go Santa I'm sure you'll agree,
That there's some really cool shit I want,
I know I've been naughty but I guarantee,
That I deserve every single one,

So here's my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,
I know I've been naughty but life aint nice-a,
PS I still-a need some more shit-a,

I waaaaaaant,
A diamond hyena shooting fire from his butt,
I waaaaaaant,
A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour buns,
I waaaaaaant,
A magical sleigh that's pulled by flying skunks,
I waaaaaaant,
All the cool shit I want!

Suomalaisella on aina kaveri.
Koskaan se ei ole yksin.
Ja se kaveri on SUOMALAINEN.

Eikä suomalaista erota suomalaisesta mikään.
Paitsi kuolema ja poliisi.

K: Hyvä Iida! Näytä sille mistä kana pissii!

I: Mitä jos en tiä mist se pissii? :o

K: Perkele. Eiks sitä voi laskee matikalla?

I: No jos ottaa huomioon pyrstön sijainnin, päiväs munittujen munien määrän, kukon suoman huomion sekä suoliston asennon, ni ehkä, mut vaikeeks menee!

SVENSKATALANDEBÄTTREFOLK.

"Mä liimaan tän matikan kirjankin hintalapun muhun nii sit joku joutuu laskee yhteenlaskun ku se ostaa mut."