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http://youtube.com/watch?v=53bGw77eR1Q&feature=related American Me
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SpAHN78YGds&feature=related 4 Steps to Dysfunction

JESPER

Joustamaton ja Esteellinen Sadisti joka Painaa Estottomasti ja Railakoi

älä ylidramatisoi asiaa

autoani turhaan starttailin,
mutta sitten näin mä vartpurin,
tuon avullapa akkuni lataankin, virralla varren
kaapelit esiin kaivettiin ja lapsellisesti luultiin niin,
että autoni käyntiin saataisiin, virralla varren.

virralla varren, virralla varren, että autoni käyntiin saataisiin, virralla varren
virralla varren, virralla varren, että autoni käyntiin saataisiin, virralla varren

no ruvettiin sitten latamaan, mutta eihän siitä tullut paskaakaan,
ei syttysi taskulamppukaan, virralla varren
ne molemmat akut purkaantui ja kumpikin kuski vittuuntui,
ei elektroni saatana kauas ui, virralla varren

virralla varren, virralla varren, ei elektroni saatana kauas ui, virralla varren
virralla varren, virralla varren, ei elektroni saatana kauas ui, virralla varren

kohta asemalle autoni hinattiin ja se mekaanikkokin sanoi niin,
oli tyhmää että yritettiin, virralla varren
sai hallissa käyntiin autoni sen ja lähti myös kaksitahtinen,
mutta toista kertaa yritä en, virralla varren

virralla varren, virralla varren, mutta toista kertaa yritä en, virralla varren
virralla varren, virralla varren, mutta toista kertaa yritä en, virralla varren

Homies yeah thats my dog
Homies cause were down by law
Homies everything that we are
Homies yeah thats my dog
Remix!

Let me ask you this about this life we live
And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give
To them distant ass relatives over ham dinner
If they really missed you so much,
Why don't they just call a muthafucka?
If you wasn't blood would you still have love
Or in fact does the blood make you think you have to love?
Look, I probably love my family more than anybody here,
But my homies are family too, third cousins get outta here
Who was you with when you got tattooed?
And who was you trippin with when you did them mushrooms?
And who the fuck threw up all over you car
And then felt worse than you about the shit in the morning?

Who loaned you money homie, who owes you cash? (WHO?)
Who taught you how to use the bong for the grass? (WHO?)
I don't know much, but I gotta assume
When you hit your first neden
Your homies was in the other room
Homies yeah thats my dog
Homies cause were down by law
Homies everything that we are
Homies yeah thats my dog

Have you ever had a job that you truly despise?
Like I like dont know maybe dishwashin
Or fuckin flippin fries
Then you got this boss who think he the Don Mega,
Because he the head manager, Chief Chilli Fry Maker
All you can vision is ya'll beating him down,
Your homies standin on his back
While you're kickin his head around
But responsibility is there, I can't lie though,
Id of been plucked his fuckin eyeball
Out with a chicken bone
Im crazy as fuck, Id rip your piercings off,
And now my homies are holding me back so I don't look soft

Who loaned you money homie, who owes you cash? (WHO?)
Who taught you how to use the bong for the grass? (WHO?)
I don't know much, but I gotta assume
When you hit your first neden
Your homies was in the other room
Homies yeah thats my dog
Homies cause were down by law
Homies everything that we are
Homies yeah thats my dog
Homies yeah thats my dog
Homies cause were down by law
Homies everything that we are
Homies yeah thats my dog

Me and my homies stay tight like a noose
And if you step to one of us,
You better step the whole crew
I never knew that I could depend,
That I could have some friends, thats down to the very end
Well thats my homeboys excuse me, my family,
And when we conquer the world, we mackin' on the galaxy
Cause the skys the limit and we ain't finished,
And if my homies gonna ride than you know I'm with it

Puff it and pass it and I give it to my homies yall
Hit it and quit it then I give it to my homies yall
I got the world around my finger with my homies yalll
And everything is obsolete unless I hear my homies call
We world wide with homies across the planet
Stickin together like zippers on a
Micheal Jackson "Beat It jacket
They got my back like a tat, for that I love yall,
Hangin till we old and gray like grandpas

Homies yeah thats my dog
Homies cause were down by law
Homies everything that we are
Homies yeah thats my dog
Homies yeah thats my dog
Homies cause were down by law
Homies everything that we are
Homies yeah thats my dog
Who loaned you money homie, who owes you cash? (WHO?)
Who taught you how to use the bong for the grass? (WHO?)
I don't know much, but I gotta assume
When you hit your first neden
Your homies was in the other room

Laita musiikkisoittimesi sekoitukselle.
Joka kysymyksen kohdalla painat seuraavaa biisiä ja vastaat kysymykseen biisin nimellä

1:

Mitä äitisi sanoo huudettuaan sinulle?
= Despair-Ridden Hearts

Isäsi tökkää sinua päähän ja sanoo:
= Foxy Foxy

Kulkuri kävelee luoksesi ja sanoo:
= Void Malign

Paras ystäväsi tönäisee sinua käteen ja sanoo:
= Tyttö

Törmäät pahimpaan viholliseesi ja hän sanoo:
= Fall of Man

Yöllä vastaan tulee kadulla muukalainen, joka sanoo:
= Hit the Floor

Juokset kotonasi, kun veljesi pysäyttää sinut ja sanoo:
= Misplaced

Näet lemmikkisi ja sanot:
= Industrial Dreams

2:

Mikä laulu kuvaa...

elämääsi:
= Happy Fucking Birthday

ystäviäsi:
= Better Off Dead

perhettäsi:
= Coma White

ihastustasi/tyttö/poikaystävääsi:
= She is My Sin (ah)

vihollistasi:
= Southwest Voodoo

uskontoasi:
= Tuonen Orjat

seksuaalisuuttasi:
= Give Me Some Truth

seksielämääsi:
= Cannibal ( no aha! xD)

persoonallisuuttasi:
= Another Race

ulkonäköäsi:
= Never Gonna Stop

3:

Elämäni soundtrack, eli mikä biisi soi taustalla, kun...

Elämäsi leffa alkaa:
= Machine

Heräät:
= Suicide

Hengaat kaveriesi kanssa:
= On the Rise

Sinä ja vihollisesi alatte taistella:
= Opaque: The Morning I Woke Up Dead: Today is the Day

Menet treffeille ihastuksesi kanssa:
= Moonskin

Suutelet häntä ensimmäistä kertaa:
= Disobedience

Tulet kotiin ja sisaruksesi ovat pistäneet huoneesi päreiksi:
= Da Hui

Menet nukkumaan:
= Love Never Dies(part 2)

Masennut:
= Perseraiskaus

Yrität itsemurhaa:
= Eclipse

Hautajaistesi aikana:
= Dissolve

Hautajaisvastaanottosi alkaa:
= Sound of Tranquility

Lopputekstien aikana:
= Beyond the Dark Sun

Don't cry to me, this is what you want.
This is what you asked for.
This is your prophecy
and i've come to see it through.