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[21:54:33] <[noob]nota> finland weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[21:54:51] <[noob]nota> what does finland think of america?
[21:54:58] <Lege> we dont think
[21:55:12] <Xa> We like your burgers of ham
[21:55:26] <[noob]nota> lol, depends on who makes it
[21:55:47] <[noob]nota> never eat american fast food... it contains poison to kill the poor people
[21:56:09] <Lege> welp, theres no problem since theres no poor people in finland
[21:56:18] <Xa> Yeah
[21:56:29] <Xa> Fat wallet = protection from poison
[21:56:30] <[noob]nota> it still contains poison
[21:57:03] <Lege> we have trinkets and rituals against AMERIKKKAN poison
[21:57:40] <[noob]nota> what does finland people do for fun?
[21:57:54] <Xa> Hunt polarbears
[21:57:57] <Xa> Mostly
[21:58:02] <[noob]nota> nice
[21:58:27] <[noob]nota> do the poor/drunk/dumb people freeze to death in finland? is everyone have blond hair and white skin?
[21:58:42] <Xa> As stated, we don't have poor people
[21:58:49] <Xa> The blond people are in sweden
[21:58:51] <[noob]nota> did they freeze to death?
[21:58:58] <Xa> Polarbears ate them
[21:59:20] <[noob]nota> do polarbears eat you if u are black? what about global warming is it happeing there?
[21:59:44] <Lege> we have a season called summer only because of global warming
[22:00:02] <Lege> also im black
[22:00:26] <[noob]nota> has finland changed alot since global warming?
[22:00:55] <Lege> yes, theres no vegetation or animals besides polar bears
[22:01:09] <[noob]nota> are you joking with me?
[22:01:28] <Lege> what? no
[22:01:31] <[noob]nota> :( i didn't think finland people would be so rude
[22:01:40] <[noob]nota> bad first impression :(
[22:01:58] <[noob]nota> french people are nicer
[22:02:08] <[noob]nota> shit, even the germans are nicer
[22:02:21] <Lege> but ultimately theyre dumb and ugly so nobody wins

[0:40:20] <Lege> so guys hows it going
[0:41:30] <orange_crayon> alright
[0:43:04] <Lege> good, good
[0:44:17] <Lege> what are your opinions on dragons and wolves? im thinking of getting a new shirt...... (its that time of the year again)
[0:47:53] <orange_crayon> I would go with the wolf
[0:47:57] <orange_crayon> classic
[0:48:02] <orange_crayon> classic
[0:59:06] <orange_crayon> http://www.animalshirts.net/americanflagshirts/wolfshirtAF2.jpg
[1:00:55] <Lege> fuckin sold
[1:01:02] <Lege> that right there
[1:01:24] <Lege> represents my qualities as a cunning, beautiful and cautious yet social individual
[1:01:51] <orange_crayon> ANIMAL SHIRTS DOT NET
[1:02:12] <Lege> http://www.animalshirts.net/cowboyshirts/index.htm
[1:02:18] <Lege> cowboys are obviously animals
[1:02:39] <Lege> cactus design. hell. yes.
[1:03:25] <orange_crayon> http://www.animalshirts.net/kittenshirts/kittenshirtAJ97.jpg
[1:04:52] <orange_crayon> ONLY 17.95!!!! http://www.animalshirts.net/kittenshirts/catshirt-trapped.htm
[1:06:32] <orange_crayon> PRAISE JESUS! http://www.animalshirts.net/jesusshirts/jesuscross.htm
[1:06:44] <orange_crayon> you will have to get a whole new wardrobe
[1:07:44] <Lege> yeah
[1:07:45] <Lege> fuck you

[21:59:44] <Northball> yes??
[21:59:49] <Lege> no!!
[21:59:55] <Northball> why??
[22:00:20] <Lege> i have to arrange my furniture and masturbate
[22:01:11] <Northball> :(

[19:28:00] <Dogthing> LEGE PLAY
[19:28:01] <Dogthing> LEGE
[19:28:04] <Northball> go wif tha flo
[19:28:05] <Dogthing> LEGE YOU SHOULD PLAY
[19:28:06] <Dogthing> BOOKS
[19:29:32] <Llamadeus> lege play
[19:29:34] <Llamadeus> why won't lege play
[19:29:35] <Northball> ^^
[19:29:36] <Northball> ^
[19:29:51] <Dogthing> lege should play but he's gonna be like "I GOTTA POP A PIMPLE THEN FUCK A CHICK"

[12:59:56] <smugowns> should i buy vodka and juice or beer
[13:01:03] <smugowns> better consult the spreadsheet i made when i was really hammered

[1:47:26] <smugowns> yesterday i thinik i pissed a record number of people off
[1:47:57] <[butt]EpsilonPlus> what did you do
[1:48:43] <smugowns> dropped acid at like 1am when i had work the next day, at 7am i found the guy who's hjouse i was staying at was moving out so i decided to help him instead of going to work
[1:48:55] <[butt]EpsilonPlus> ah
[1:49:03] <smugowns> but instead of helpimng them move out i drank all their beer and got really high and vomited on my friends gloves which i stole and their house
[1:49:17] <[butt]EpsilonPlus> stylish
[1:49:30] <smugowns> then ditched all my vomited on stuff on their kitchen table and snuck out
[1:50:06] <[butt]EpsilonPlus> yeah you kinda seem like a prick now
[1:50:30] <[butt]EpsilonPlus> do all australians vomit on the possessions of others
[1:50:39] <smugowns> but on the plus side i managed to sleep for 21 hours solid after i got home
[1:51:18] <smugowns> even worse it was one glove from one friend and another from another friend and i vomited on them both
[1:51:40] <smugowns> i pretty much managed to make every person i came in contact with that whole day like me a bit less
[1:54:16] <smugowns> okay and juts then my sister opened my door and started throwing shit at me and yelling about how i didnt take the dog out for a walk or somehting
[1:54:29] <[butt]EpsilonPlus> why the fuck didn't you, dogs are awesome
[1:54:39] <[butt]EpsilonPlus> i wish i could walk our dougs, but they're old and hate leashes
[1:54:47] <smugowns> i vaugely remember her waking me up and asking me to do it at like 1am
[1:55:03] <smugowns> which was pretty unreasonable imo and i also couldnt have walked at all if i tried
[1:58:02] <smugowns> i also spent all morning lighting fires in shopping trolleys while people were trying to walk their dogs around an oval
[1:58:09] <smugowns> and we were jusyt pushing flaming trolleys around
[1:58:22] <smugowns> those people might have gotten pissed off as well i think i did a really bad job yestreday at everything

true story: i ate a bunch of shrooms my first year of college, and it was like the entirety of the habsburg dynasty was stretched out before me in my mind, 400+ years of inbreeding and dynastic marriages and failed military endeavors, and i thought, "holy shit, am I one of them?"

I was just thinking, my sister does A LOT of reading, easily spending over $1000 a year on books, most of which she reads and never touches again. Is there some sort of book rental store?

Like a video store, but for books. It would make things so much cheaper, it would be really profitable too seeing as books are fairly cheap and then the next person could get some enjoyment too after paying the rental fee. Why aren't there places like this?

My mom made me mastrubate to hentai porn. Whenever she found my stash of regular porn she'd preach me how that crap was totally rotting my brain because porn is nothing like regular sex at all and I'd be unfit for any sort of normal relationship at some point in the future if I kept that porn-habit.
I concluded that that meant that mastrubating to hentai's ok. Because that is drawn and extremely unreal porn to begin with. You had to be totally out of your mind to let that cloud your perception of reality.

Thank you mom. You suck sometimes. I still mastrubate to regular porn though, she did not win completely. HAHA!

I don't do this very often. Maybe once a month if that. But its my favorite way.

First, cook up a batch of spaghetti. Seriously.

Let it cool a bit, but keept it warm. Body temperature should be what you're going for. Once its cooled a tad, stuff as much as you can into any wide-mouth jar you have available. Mason jars work perfect for this.

Go get some plastic wrap and cover the top with it. Make it several layers thick because one thin layer could tear from the mighty pounding you're about to give the jar. Wrap a rubber band around the mouth of the jar, securing the plastic wrap to it.

Oh yes, baby. We're almost there.

Now take a pencil or other similarly-sized object and poke a hole in the plastic. Keep pushing the pencil down until it hits the bottom of your jar. Move the pencil up and down, and swirl it around a bit. You want to make a hole thru the spaghetti about as wide as your finger. DON'T MAKE IT TOO WIDE! YOU WANT YOUR SPAGHETTI TO BE AS TIGHT AS A 12 YEAR OLD!

While you've been doing this, you should've melted some butter. Again, let the butter cool so its not super hot, then pour a bit of it into the hole you made with your pencil. You don't want a lot of it in there, just enough to lube things up.

Then, take your jar and go to your bed. Lay the jar on it side on your bed, and throw a pillow on top of it. You lay ontop of the pillow and insert your cock into the hole in the plastic. Like a virgin 16 year old girl (or boy, I suppose), the jar will resist at first but then slowly give up its soft, warm secret to your thrusting. (Plus the jar won't lie to you and tell you its really 18!) Keep fucking it while enjoying whatever porn you have around.

Whenever I do this, I cum so hard I'm almost frightened. A lot more work than a sock around my cock, but definitely worth it.

The jar stays good for a day or two, if you feel like reusing it. If not, I suppose you have a pasta dinner!

Enjoy!