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Kotka --> Kouvola

Poliisiauton poksissa feat. Miisa, Janne, Neksu ja Ville.

Hassan ja Kari vääntää kättä.
Hassan: Vittu sie tunget koko ajan kättäs vakoo.




Joku pierasee.
Kukka: Kuulosti ihan kuolevalt ankalt




Oon yöl vessas.
Kukka huutaa yläkerrast: Saila, onks siel vessas pyykkipoikii?
Minä: Joo on. Kui?
Kukka: Tääl lattias on reikä, mä nään sut.
Minä: NO MITÄ VITTUU?




Ruuan jälkee Mörsky tiskaa mein astioit.
Minä: Millo voi lähtä pihalle?
Mörsky: Sitte ku astiat on tiskattu.
Minä: No vittu tiskaa nopeemmin.

Ai että menikö Mörskyl meiän kaa hermot? :D




Junas konduktoori kävelee mein ohi.
Konduktoori: Tulkaas nuoriso kattoo, mitä junas pitää tehä.
Konduktoori alkaa potkii junan ovee 140/h vauhis.
Me: Wtf?




Meiju huomaa, että jollain ala-asteelaisella pikku-pojalla on karkkia.
Meiju: Anna mulle karkkii.
Pikku-poika: En mie haluis..
Meiju: Vittu sul on tyttöjen kengät.
Pikku-poika itkee seuraavat kaks tuntii.

^^ Tosi kypsää käytöstä.




Nähtii eka porolauma.
Kaikki: ROPOPORNOO

^^ Näin meillä. :D




Oltii lähetty Motiimilta Hesa-Vantaa lentokentälle ajamaa 15min sit.
Yks sun toinen: Millo ollaa peril? Meneeks viel kauan? Monta kilsaa viel?

^^ Kärsivällisyys ei kuulu parhaimpiin puoliimme. :D




Yöl pelattii korttii.
Paula: Vittu eiks nää vitoset kaatun jo kerran?!?
Minä: Eiku mie nostin ne..




Oltii jossain pienessä käsityömyymälässä keskellä mettää.
Minä: Käyks tääl visa?
Saamelaismyyjä: Mikä?
Minä: VISA!
Saamelaismyyjä: Hmm.. Ei kait.

^^ En taas aatellu. :D




Kolmelta yöllä.
Paula: Meil on enää kolme ja puol tuntii aikaa nukkuu.
Minä ja Kukka naurettii ittemme kipeiks. :D




Miisan nukkuessa minä, Paula ja Kukka pelataa korttii, ku Miisa pierasee äänekkäästi.
Kaikki alkaa nauraa, räkättää.
Miisa: Se oli tarkoituksellinen.

^^ :D





Pelattii junas Miisan, Kukan ja Hassanin kaa korttii.
Miisa: Saila, kumman kortin laitan?
Minä: Ton ysin.
Miisa: Kumman?
Minä: Ysin.
Miisa: No kumman?
Minä: NO TON VITUN YSIN!
Miisa: Noku nää kummatki on ysei..

^^ Ai minä blondi vai? :D




Miisan kaa suihkus:
Minä: Hyi vittu, meiän perseet osu yhtee.

^^ :D


Kiitos kaikille kivasta reissusta! <3

01. Kuka olet?
02. Olemmeko ystäviä vai millainen on suhteesi minuun?
03. Koska ja miten tapasimme?
04. Mikä on paras ja pahin luonteenpiirteeni?
05. Uskaltaisitko halata minua?
06. Anna minulle lempinimi, ja kerro miksi valitsit juuri sen?
07. Kuvaile minua yhdellä sanalla.
08. Mikä oli ensivaikutelmasi minusta?
09. Oletko edelleen samaa mieltä?
10. Mikä muistuttaa sinua minusta?
11. Jos voisit antaa minulle mitä tahansa, mitä se olisi?
12. Miten hyvin tunnet minut?
13. Koska näimme viimeksi?
14. Halusitko joskus kertoa minulle jotain, mitä et ole pystynyt kertomaan?
15. Aioitko pistää tämän blogiisi ja katsoa, mitä minä kertoisin sinusta?

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-homol oli sateen varjo :DD
-se on pinkki :D
-ja sen siskon nimi oli friikki ;DD
-friikki-nimen hän oli saanut, koska oli sarjamurhaaja : o
-kjoka tykkäsi syödä sieniä ;D
-friikki oli murhannut monta uhriaan juuri myrkyllisiä sieniä uhriensa suuhun tunkemalla :D :D
-ja ne niihin putosi niinkun snoop dogg soul planessa ;O ;D
-friikkiä ei vieläkään ole saatu kiinni, mut nyt, nuori, kokemuksien haluinen poliisi kolsi oli pääsemässä hänen jäljilleen.
-ja häntä oli avustamassa vanha kannibaali saila ;D
-he olivat aivan täydellinen työpari, tosin kolsilla oli alkoholiongelma : / :D :D: :D:D D:D :D
-joka ei ollut läheskään niin kova kuin sailan ;DD
-kolsilla oli vielä huumeongelma, josta saila epätoivoisesti yritti saada häntä irti :D :D: D
- mutta jäikin niihin itse kiinni ;DD
-no he kummatkin olivat aika ongelmaisia, perheettömiä poliiseja ilman muuta elämää
- joten ne päättivät alkaa harrastaa venäläistä rulettia ;D
-no, kolsi oli niin huumepökkyrässä, ettei edes löytänyt asettaan :D
- ja saila oli syönyt niin paljon sieniä ettei edes tiennyt missä leijjalee ;D
-no lopputulos oli siis se, ettei kumpikaan osunu mihkään :D
-ja sitten sinne tuli tonttu;O
-tonttu tuli korvatunturilta, joulupukin luota, koska sillä oli tärkeää asiaa kolsille ja sailalle. :D :D
-he eivät saa lahjoja ensi talvella elleivät he ? ;D
- niimpä, sitä kolsi ja sailakin miettivät? ;D ;D; D;
- et mist noi linnut tuli ;O
-no sitte saila fiksuna keksi, että ne olivat ihan varmasti hitckokin lintuja ;O
- jotka oli ilmestyneet herra palosen housuista ;D
-herra palonen oli friikin veli, homo siis :D
- ja heillä kummallakin oli tosi karvaset kielet ;O:DDDDDDD
-kolsihan sen tiesi erittäin hyvin, joitain kimppajuttuja heillä ollu ;D ;D ;D :
-joka toinen päivä aina sailan kaapissa;D
-joten voitte uskoa, että sailan oli mahdotonta nukkua, kun kolsi, friikki ja palonen touhusi hänen kaapissaan :D :D
- mutta onneksi se ei häntä häirinnyt koska hän ei ollut koskaan nukkunnut ;O
- nii, koska se oli mahdotonta siinä kamalassa melussa, mitä kolsi päästeli pahimmin ;D ;D

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