Rich man: Today is my girlfriends birthday
Poor man: Really? What did you get for her?
Rich man: I bought her a necklace and a brand new Mercedes.
Poor man: Why?
Rich man: I figured if she doesn´t like the necklace she can take the Mercedes and go take it back to the jewellery.
Poor man: My wife turned 35 last week, I gave her slippers and a dildo.
Rich man: Why did you got her a dildo?
Poor man: If she don´t like the slippers, she can go fuck herself