A white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I`m sick I`m BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I`m BLACK, "
"When I`m cold I`m BLACK, "
"When I die I`ll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you`re PINK".
"When you grow up you`re WHITE, "
"When you`re sick, you`re GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you`re cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.