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Kaikkii parhaimpii juttuja leffoista ym. Päivittelen tätä jos jaksan :D (ei oo paremmuusjärjestyksessä)

1) South Park
"Shut up, fat boy!"
"'ey! Don't call me fat, you fucking jew!"
"Eric, did you just say the f-word?"
"Jew?"
"No, he's talking about fuck! You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fat-ass!"
"Kyle!"
"Why the fuck not?"
"Eric!"
"Dude, you just said fuck again!"
"Stanley!"
"Fuck!"
"Kenny!"
"What's the big deal, it doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck!"
**
"I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body yet, you skinny bitch!"
"Eric, if you call Wendy a bitch one more time, I'm sending you to the principal's office!" ... "Bitc"
"That's it, Eric, yo-"
"I'm going!"
**
"Let me have some candy, Carmen!"
"Oh, let's see.. nope, I don't have any jewish candy!"
"Like you really needed all tha chocolate, fat boy!"
**
"Yeah.. if some girl tried to kick my butt, I'd be like "'ey, why don't you stop dressing me up like a mermaid, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!'" ....
"Carmen, what the hell are you talking about?!"

2) Helmiä ja sikoja
"Täältä saapuu norjalainen hylkeenpyytäjä!"
"Kuuttiani ette saa!"
"Mutta kuutin minä juuri tahdon!"

3) Aina eka kerta
"Shut up because here will come one time only opportunity. What I will do now is go into your office and become naked. Next move is up to you. I may not be as limber as I once was, but I make up for it with enthusiasm and willingness to experiment."
"I don't know if you realize I'm not into guys..."

4) Madagascar
"What big teeth you have!"
"Shame on you, Maureen! Can you not see your insulting the freak?"
**
"Just smile and wave, boys, smile and wave."
**
"If you have any poo, bring it now."

5) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"Did you like my meadow? Try some of my grass, please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good-looking.."
"You can eat the grass?"
"Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'M eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.."

6) Austin Powers
"Sir, Dr. Evil is not bluffing. One of our satellites is falling out of orbit."
"Which one?"
"It's the one that looks like a pair of-"
"Melons! Big, juicy melons!"
"Are they nice and firm?"
"Well what do you think?"
**
"Here u go"
"Wha- Fook Mi, that was fast!"
"Fook Yu!"
"Oh you're going the straight way to the smack bottom and I don't care who knows it!" (en o varma kirjotetaako toi yks kohta näin)
"Austin, this is my twin sister. Her name Fook Yu. Fook Yu, Fook Mi. See?"
**
"Now.. Mr. Evil!"
"Dr. Evil! I didn't spend six years in the Evil Medical School to become called mister, thank you very much.."
**
"Why don't you just call it operation Ass-Cream, you ass?"
"I'm sorry, did you want ice cream?"
"Yes. I'd love some chocolate ass-cream."
**
"That's doctor Evil's cat!"
"How can you tell?"
"I never forget a pussy...cat."

7) Elokuva jonka nimeä en tiiä
"Rod, you'll never quess what happened to me this morning on the subway. This guy was smiling to me and talking to me.."
"That's very interesting.."
"He was being reeally friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think, he might've tought I was GAY."
"So.. why're you telling me this? Huh? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today?"
"Well you don't have to get all def-"
"bzlhgslgh! Why should I care about some gay-guy you met? I'm trying to read!"
"Well I didn't mean anything by it, Rod, I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.."
"Well I do not want to talk about it, this conversation is over!"
"Yeah, but Rod-"
"OVER!"
"Well, okay.. But just so you know.. If you were gay... That'd be o-kay.."

8) Toinen joku mitä en tiä
"Rubber-ducky, joy of joy!"
"Squeek-squeek"
"When I squeeze you, you make noise!"
"Squeek-squeek"
"Rubber-ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!"

9) She's the man
"Hey there, pretty lady!"
"Yuck..wha--what, are you hitting on me?"
"I..was just.."
"igl..ää.. Okay, let me put an end to this brain fur right now. Girls with asses like mine, do not talk to boys with faces like yours."

10) Joku öh
"I.. wanna learn how to blow shit up.. with my mind.."
"Ooooo-kay..."
*ka-boom*
"...told you"

11) En tiiä
"And.. it was your hundredth time.. I just wanted to do something special.."
"Oh my god, you count?!"
"well...no.."
"...Oh my god, that's so sweet!"

Sit jtn randomeita lentävii lauseit:

"Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful!"
"I told the world I was stabbed in the butt, but it was a toilet paper cut"
"Shut the hell up! It's time for zombie boy to sing the America's National Anthem.. in America! * Brains, brains, brains, brains, braiiinss.."
"I am a gay man. I sleep with men. I have no desire to sleep with women, not now, not ever."
"Your balls are showing!"
"But that's okay because I'm a lady."
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."
"The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I sneaked into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers."
"I'm noooot a fucking drag queen.."
"Wait, did your testicals just drop in the last five seconds? What the hell happened to your boys?"
"Huh.. Well that was just weird. I should probably cut down on the drugs.."
"Um.. blaablaablaa, um, girl power, feminism, you know wha' I mean?"
"It's the fastest who get paid.. and it's the fastest who get laid.."
"Holy crap, there's a huge naked man behind me!"
"When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me"
"But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowlful of jelly!"

to be continued...

(mä en oikeesti kato näi pal Austin Powerseja..)