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I undesrstand how scissors
can beat paper, and I get
how a rock can beat
scissors, but there's no
fucking way paper can beat
rock. Is paper supposed to
magically wrap around rock
and leave it immobile? Why
the hell can't paper do
this to scissors? Screw
scissors, why can't paper
do this to people? Why
aren't sheets of college
ruled notebook paper
constantly suffocating
students as they take
notes in class? I'll tell
you why, because paper
can't beat anybody. A rock
would tear that shit up in
2 seconds. When I play
rock paper scissors, I
always choose rock. Then
when somebody claims to
have beaten me with their
paper I can punch them
with my already clenched
fist and say: Oh shit, I'm
sorry, I thought paper
would protect you, you
asshole...

Listaa seitsemän laulua, joista tällä hetkellä pidät. Genrellä ja sanoilla ei ole väliä, eikä haittaa vaikka laulu ei edes olisi mitenkään hyvä, kunhan itse nautit siitä. Kopioi nämä ohjeet omaan päiväkirjaasi/blogiisi/journaliisi niiden seitsemän laulun kanssa. Nakita sitten seuraavat seitsemän henkilöä nähdäksesi mitä he kuuntelevat."


1. Apulanta - Koneeseen kadonnut
2. Tokio Hotel - Instant Karma
3. Apulanta -Syöpä
4. Miyavi - Are you ready to ROCK?
5. MUCC - Ame no orchestra
6. Private Line - Billion Star Hotel
7. Tokio Hotel - Wo sind eure Hände?


Ja pitäs 7 viel kehitellä.. mutku Nakki vei jo nii monta!! :s

Purukumi, Piperie, semman, Lustfågel, khoma, ninahi, dipuu

hähä.

Joo Meksiko<3 Lento oli jarkyttavan pitka mut kyl se kannatti, saa on semmost +28 astetta, puolipilvista ja ruoka on iha jumalaista! ihmiset on jees ja hotelli upee :P
ollaa uitu ja shoppailtu, joku paiva meen ratsastamaa ja perjantain lahetaa maya-retkelle.. huomen varmaa merelle ja snorklaamaa :D on kyl aika jees.. vaik erinaisii henkiloit tulee ikava :s

terkkui kaikille!

Purin mun setää kielestä :( Se ei antanu iltapusua :( angst.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lähetää viikoks Meksikoo sunnuntaina, tänää päätettii sit tääki asia :D Haha<3

THE LAST ...

1. Person you hung out with: Karkki, Salla, Elisa, Sepe

2. Rode in a car with: Salla, Karkki, Elisa ja Sepe

3. Went to the movies with: iskä

4. Went to the mall with: ei muista..

5. You talked on the phone to: Karkki

6. Made you laugh: Karkki

7. Last person you told and/or they told you they loved you: --

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R.

1. Pierce your nose or tounge: kieli

2. Be serious or be funny: hauska

3. Drink whole or skim milk: kevytmaitoo

4. Die in a fire or get shot: tulla ammutuks

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies: vanhempien


A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y.

1. Do you like anyone: Janne<3

2. Winter or Fall: kevät

4. Left or Right: oikee

5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends: 2 parasta

6. Sunny or rainy: aurinkoinen


A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it: 18.05

2. First Name: Marianna

3. Where do you wanna live: Hellsingissä

4. How many kids do you want: emt

5. Do you want to get married: ehkä joskus

6. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: leikkelen

7. Have you ever eaten spam: jep

8. Favorite ice cream: suklaa

9. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet: kahta

10. Do you cook: kyl aina joskus

11. Current mood: vähä nolo


I N . T H E . L A S T . 48 H O U R S . H A V E . Y O U.

1. Kissed some one: jjep^^

2. Sang: no.. en

3. Been hugged: jep

4. Felt stupid: voi kyllä

5. Missed someone: juu

6. Danced crazy: enn.. toivottavasti

7. Gotten your hair cut: enn

8. Cried: en


. S T U F F .

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops: en tietääkseni

2. Do you have a Dog: ei

3. When's the last time you've been sledding: varmaa vuos

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone: no yhen kans voisin

5. Do you believe in ghosts: jep :D

6. Do you consider yourself creative: ajoittain

7 Who did you copy and paste from: Lae Laylta

Olen tässä vaiheessa kesää:

[ ] polttanut itseni auringossa
[ ] ruskettunut vähän
[x] ruskettunut sopivasti
[ ] ruskettunut paljon
[ ] uinut meressä
[x] järvessä,
[x] joessa,
[ ] lammessa,
[ ] pihalla olevassa uima-altaassa
[ ] käynyt huvipuistossa
[ ] kastunut kavereiden kepposen uhrina
[ ] heitellyt vesi-ilmapalloja kavereidesi päälle,
[ ] tai he ovat heitelleet niitä sinun päällesi
[ ] käyttänyt minihametta
[ ] lyhyitä shortseja,
[x] toppia,
[x] hihatonta paitaa,
[x] varvastossuja
[x] ostanut uudet bikinit,
[ ] aurinkolasit,
[ ] sandaalit
[ ] iskenyt söpön pojan kaupungilta
[x] syönyt jääteloä,
[x] pehmistä,
[x] juonut pirtelöä,
[x] limsaa
[x] siideriä,
[ ] kaljaa
[x] vettä vaikka kuinka monta litraa
[o] pomppinut trampoliinilla
[ ] ja tehnyt voltin,
[x] tai jonku muun tempun
[x] joutunut nokkosen "uhriksi"
[ ] ajanut skootterilla päin seinää,
[ ] ojaan,
[ ] naapurin kukkapenkkiin
[x] leikannut ruohoa
[x] syönyt mansikoita,
[x] lättyjä,
[ ] kukan terälehtiä
[x] lakannut varpaankynnet,
[x] sormenkynnet
[ ] hypännyt uimaan vaatteet päällä
[x] kahlannut vedessä
[ ] nukkunut teltassa kavereiden kanssa
[x] pelannut pullonpyöritystä
[ ] laulanut isoon ääneen
[ ] herättänyt veljen/siskon kaatamalla hänen päälleen ämpärillisen vettä
[x] tappanut kärpäsen,
[x] mäkäräisen
[x] ampiaisen
[ ] sammakon,
[ ] linnun,
[ ] sisiliskon,
[x] jonkun muun örkin
[x] tehnyt jotain hullua kavereiden yllyttämänä
[ ] nukkunut aamulla yli yhteen
[x] valvonut koko yön
[x] kuunnellut musiikkia
[x] kiivennyt puuhun,
[ ] ja katkaissut siitä oksan
[ ] joutunut olemaan ampiaisen piston uhri
[x] kerännyt kukkia
[ ] bilettänyt kunnolla
[ ] pelannut lentopalloa
[ ] sulkapalloa,
[ ] tennistä,
[ ] pesäpalloa
[ ] hajottanut vahingossa ikkunan
[x] kiivennyt katolle
[x] pelleillyt
[x] ottanut aurinkoa
[ ] rakastunut
[ ] lukenut vitsikirjaa
[x] kiljunut
[ ] hakannut nyrkkeilysäkkiä
[ ] ajanut skootterilla,
[ ] mopolla,
[ ] traktorilla,
[ ] mönkijällä,
[x] pyörällä,
[ ] ajettavalla ruohonleikkurilla
[ ] käynyt lenkillä
[x] katsonut telkkaria
[x] tekstaillut
[ ] rullaluistellut
[ ] skeitannut
[ ] potkulautaillut
[x] nauranut

Kaikkii parhaimpii juttuja leffoista ym. Päivittelen tätä jos jaksan :D (ei oo paremmuusjärjestyksessä)

1) South Park
"Shut up, fat boy!"
"'ey! Don't call me fat, you fucking jew!"
"Eric, did you just say the f-word?"
"Jew?"
"No, he's talking about fuck! You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fat-ass!"
"Kyle!"
"Why the fuck not?"
"Eric!"
"Dude, you just said fuck again!"
"Stanley!"
"Fuck!"
"Kenny!"
"What's the big deal, it doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck!"
**
"I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body yet, you skinny bitch!"
"Eric, if you call Wendy a bitch one more time, I'm sending you to the principal's office!" ... "Bitc"
"That's it, Eric, yo-"
"I'm going!"
**
"Let me have some candy, Carmen!"
"Oh, let's see.. nope, I don't have any jewish candy!"
"Like you really needed all tha chocolate, fat boy!"
**
"Yeah.. if some girl tried to kick my butt, I'd be like "'ey, why don't you stop dressing me up like a mermaid, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!'" ....
"Carmen, what the hell are you talking about?!"

2) Helmiä ja sikoja
"Täältä saapuu norjalainen hylkeenpyytäjä!"
"Kuuttiani ette saa!"
"Mutta kuutin minä juuri tahdon!"

3) Aina eka kerta
"Shut up because here will come one time only opportunity. What I will do now is go into your office and become naked. Next move is up to you. I may not be as limber as I once was, but I make up for it with enthusiasm and willingness to experiment."
"I don't know if you realize I'm not into guys..."

4) Madagascar
"What big teeth you have!"
"Shame on you, Maureen! Can you not see your insulting the freak?"
**
"Just smile and wave, boys, smile and wave."
**
"If you have any poo, bring it now."

5) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"Did you like my meadow? Try some of my grass, please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good-looking.."
"You can eat the grass?"
"Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'M eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.."

6) Austin Powers
"Sir, Dr. Evil is not bluffing. One of our satellites is falling out of orbit."
"Which one?"
"It's the one that looks like a pair of-"
"Melons! Big, juicy melons!"
"Are they nice and firm?"
"Well what do you think?"
**
"Here u go"
"Wha- Fook Mi, that was fast!"
"Fook Yu!"
"Oh you're going the straight way to the smack bottom and I don't care who knows it!" (en o varma kirjotetaako toi yks kohta näin)
"Austin, this is my twin sister. Her name Fook Yu. Fook Yu, Fook Mi. See?"
**
"Now.. Mr. Evil!"
"Dr. Evil! I didn't spend six years in the Evil Medical School to become called mister, thank you very much.."
**
"Why don't you just call it operation Ass-Cream, you ass?"
"I'm sorry, did you want ice cream?"
"Yes. I'd love some chocolate ass-cream."
**
"That's doctor Evil's cat!"
"How can you tell?"
"I never forget a pussy...cat."

7) Elokuva jonka nimeä en tiiä
"Rod, you'll never quess what happened to me this morning on the subway. This guy was smiling to me and talking to me.."
"That's very interesting.."
"He was being reeally friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think, he might've tought I was GAY."
"So.. why're you telling me this? Huh? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today?"
"Well you don't have to get all def-"
"bzlhgslgh! Why should I care about some gay-guy you met? I'm trying to read!"
"Well I didn't mean anything by it, Rod, I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.."
"Well I do not want to talk about it, this conversation is over!"
"Yeah, but Rod-"
"OVER!"
"Well, okay.. But just so you know.. If you were gay... That'd be o-kay.."

8) Toinen joku mitä en tiä
"Rubber-ducky, joy of joy!"
"Squeek-squeek"
"When I squeeze you, you make noise!"
"Squeek-squeek"
"Rubber-ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!"

9) She's the man
"Hey there, pretty lady!"
"Yuck..wha--what, are you hitting on me?"
"I..was just.."
"igl..ää.. Okay, let me put an end to this brain fur right now. Girls with asses like mine, do not talk to boys with faces like yours."

10) Joku öh
"I.. wanna learn how to blow shit up.. with my mind.."
"Ooooo-kay..."
*ka-boom*
"...told you"

11) En tiiä
"And.. it was your hundredth time.. I just wanted to do something special.."
"Oh my god, you count?!"
"well...no.."
"...Oh my god, that's so sweet!"

Sit jtn randomeita lentävii lauseit:

"Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful!"
"I told the world I was stabbed in the butt, but it was a toilet paper cut"
"Shut the hell up! It's time for zombie boy to sing the America's National Anthem.. in America! * Brains, brains, brains, brains, braiiinss.."
"I am a gay man. I sleep with men. I have no desire to sleep with women, not now, not ever."
"Your balls are showing!"
"But that's okay because I'm a lady."
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."
"The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I sneaked into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers."
"I'm noooot a fucking drag queen.."
"Wait, did your testicals just drop in the last five seconds? What the hell happened to your boys?"
"Huh.. Well that was just weird. I should probably cut down on the drugs.."
"Um.. blaablaablaa, um, girl power, feminism, you know wha' I mean?"
"It's the fastest who get paid.. and it's the fastest who get laid.."
"Holy crap, there's a huge naked man behind me!"
"When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me"
"But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowlful of jelly!"

to be continued...

(mä en oikeesti kato näi pal Austin Powerseja..)

ABC of Me

The Letter A
Are you available?: Yep.
What is your age?: 17
What annoys you?: Tyhmät ihmiset, valehtelu yms.
Do you live in a big house?: En.
When is your birthday?: Tammikuun 27.
Who is your best friend?: Nakki yms yms.

The Letter C
What's your favorite candy?: Suklaa
Who's your crush?: Niitä on pariki :D
When was the last time you cried?: En muista.

The Letter D
Do you daydream?: Voi kyllä.
What's your favorite kind of dog?: Mää tykkään kyl kaikenlaisista, kuhan ne on sellasii kilttejä ja riehakkaita :D
What day of the week is it?: Torstai

The Letter E
How do you like your eggs?: En mä tykkää munista :D
Have you ever been in the emergency room: Öö. En?
What's the easiest thing ever to do?: Jumitus.

The Letter F
Have you ever flown in a plane?: Aika moneen otteeseen
Do you use fly swatters?: Jep.
Have you ever used a foghorn?: En?

The Letter G
Do you chew gum?: Aika usein, varsinki koulussa.
Are you a giver or a taker?: håhå :D
Do you like gummy candies?: emmä kauheesti

The Letter H
How are you?: hyvää kuuluu
What color is your hair?: ruskee

The Letter I
What's your favorite ice cream?: Trion suklaa-mansikka-vanilja, stracciatella :P
Have you ever ice skated?: Juu, joskaan en kovin hyvin :D
Do you play an instrument?: En, mut haluisin osata soittaa kitaraa..

The Letter J
What's your favorite jelly bean brand?: Emmä syö niitä.
Do you wear jewelry?: Useimmiten.

The Letter K
Who do you want to kill?: No names..
Do you want kids?: Emmä oikeen tiedä vielä.
Where did you go for kindergarten?: öö.. mustikkahaka?

The Letter L
Are you laid back?: ....
Do you lie?: En jos vaan voin välttää

The Letter M
Whats your favorite movie?: Niit on nii monta..
Do you still watch Disney movies?: Aina välillä joo :D
Do you like mangos?: Juu.

The Letter N
Do you have a nickname?: Mara, Marzu, Matu o.O
What is your real name?: Marianna
Whats your favorite number?: 9, mun pelinumero vaikka
Do you prefer night over day?: Joo ja en.

The Letter O
What's your one wish?: wuppidu.. oppii soittaa skittaa :D
Are you an only child?: en

The Letter P
What one fear are you most paranoid about?: No et joku kuolee. emmä tiedä, en mä taida kovin vainoharhanen olla.
What's a personality trait you look for in people?: Pitää uskaltaa olla mitä on.

The Letter Q
What's your favorite quote?: näit on useempiaki, en jaksa kirjottaa kaikkia..
1) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"Did you like my meadow? Please try some of my grass, please do! It's so delectable and so darn good-looking!"
"You can eat the grass?"
"Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatabel, even I'm eatable, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism and is in fact frowned upon in most societies..
Are you quick to judge people?: en

The Letter R
Do you think you're always right?: en todellakaan :D
Are you one to cry?: humm..

The Letter S
Do you prefer sun or rain?: Aurinkoa!
Do you like snow?: Joo.
What's your favorite season?: Kenties ehkä kesä.

The Letter T
What time is it?: 16:01
What time did you wake up?: 06:01
When was the last time you slept in a tent?: En oo vissii sitä viel tehny :D

The Letter U
Are you wearing underwear?: Joo-o.
Underwear or boxers?: Erm. En mä boksereita..

The Letter V
Where do you want to go on vacation?: Saksaan!

The Letter W
What's your worst habit?: Mässäily
Where do you live?: Suomessa.
What's your worst fear?: Emt..

The Letter X
Have you ever had an x-ray?: Jepp.
Have you seen the x-games?: En?
Do you own a xylophone?: enn, kai :D

The Letter Y
Do you like the color yellow?: Se riippuu missä sitä on, en vaatteissa tykkää.
What's one thing you yearn for?: ...no niin no...

The Letter Z
Whats your zodiac sign?: Vesimies
Do you believe in the zodiac?: En. Joskus ne kyl kuulostaa iha tosilta mut en mä usko.
Favorite zoo animal?: Siit on nii pitkä aika ku oon käyny, en mä enää ees muista mitä sielä on :D Jotku seeprat ja apinat :D

ABC of Me

The Letter A
Are you available?: Yep.
What is your age?: 17
What annoys you?: Tyhmät ihmiset, valehtelu yms.
Do you live in a big house?: En.
When is your birthday?: Tammikuun 27.
Who is your best friend?: Nakki yms yms.

The Letter C
What's your favorite candy?: Suklaa
Who's your crush?: Niitä on pariki :D
When was the last time you cried?: En muista.

The Letter D
Do you daydream?: Voi kyllä.
What's your favorite kind of dog?: Mää tykkään kyl kaikenlaisista, kuhan ne on sellasii kilttejä ja riehakkaita :D
What day of the week is it?: Torstai

The Letter E
How do you like your eggs?: En mä tykkää munista :D
Have you ever been in the emergency room: Öö. En?
What's the easiest thing ever to do?: Jumitus.

The Letter F
Have you ever flown in a plane?: Aika moneen otteeseen
Do you use fly swatters?: Jep.
Have you ever used a foghorn?: En?

The Letter G
Do you chew gum?: Aika usein, varsinki koulussa.
Are you a giver or a taker?: håhå :D
Do you like gummy candies?: emmä kauheesti

The Letter H
How are you?: hyvää kuuluu
What color is your hair?: ruskee

The Letter I
What's your favorite ice cream?: Trion suklaa-mansikka-vanilja, stracciatella :P
Have you ever ice skated?: Juu, joskaan en kovin hyvin :D
Do you play an instrument?: En, mut haluisin osata soittaa kitaraa..

The Letter J
What's your favorite jelly bean brand?: Emmä syö niitä.
Do you wear jewelry?: Useimmiten.

The Letter K
Who do you want to kill?: No names..
Do you want kids?: Emmä oikeen tiedä vielä.
Where did you go for kindergarten?: öö.. mustikkahaka?

The Letter L
Are you laid back?: ....
Do you lie?: En jos vaan voin välttää

The Letter M
Whats your favorite movie?: Niit on nii monta..
Do you still watch Disney movies?: Aina välillä joo :D
Do you like mangos?: Juu.

The Letter N
Do you have a nickname?: Mara, Marzu, Matu o.O
What is your real name?: Marianna
Whats your favorite number?: 9, mun pelinumero vaikka
Do you prefer night over day?: Joo ja en.

The Letter O
What's your one wish?: wuppidu.. oppii soittaa skittaa :D
Are you an only child?: en

The Letter P
What one fear are you most paranoid about?: No et joku kuolee. emmä tiedä, en mä taida kovin vainoharhanen olla.
What's a personality trait you look for in people?: Pitää uskaltaa olla mitä on.

The Letter Q
What's your favorite quote?: South Park
"Shut up, fat boy!"
"'ey! Don't call me fat, you fucking jew!"
"Eric, did you just say the f-word?"
"Jew?"
"No, he's talking about fuck! You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fat-ass!"
"Kyle!"
"Why the fuck not?"
"Eric!"
"Dude, you just said fuck again!"
"Stanley!"
"Fuck!"
"Kenny!"
"What's the big deal, it isn't hurting anybody! Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck!"
***
"I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body yet, you skinny bitch!" "Eric, if you call Wendy a bitch one more time, I'm sending you to the principal's office!" ... "Bitc" "That's it, Eric, yo-" "I'm going!"
Are you quick to judge people?: en

The Letter R
Do you think you're always right?: en todellakaan :D
Are you one to cry?: humm..

The Letter S
Do you prefer sun or rain?: Aurinkoa!
Do you like snow?: Joo.
What's your favorite season?: Kenties ehkä kesä.

The Letter T
What time is it?: 16:01
What time did you wake up?: 06:01
When was the last time you slept in a tent?: En oo vissii sitä viel tehny :D

The Letter U
Are you wearing underwear?: Joo-o.
Underwear or boxers?: Erm. En mä boksereita..

The Letter V
Where do you want to go on vacation?: Saksaan!

The Letter W
What's your worst habit?: Mässäily
Where do you live?: Suomessa.
What's your worst fear?: Emt..

The Letter X
Have you ever had an x-ray?: Jepp.
Have you seen the x-games?: En?
Do you own a xylophone?: enn, kai :D

The Letter Y
Do you like the color yellow?: Se riippuu missä sitä on, en vaatteissa tykkää.
What's one thing you yearn for?: ...no niin no...

The Letter Z
Whats your zodiac sign?: Vesimies
Do you believe in the zodiac?: En. Joskus ne kyl kuulostaa iha tosilta mut en mä usko.
Favorite zoo animal?: Siit on nii pitkä aika ku oon käyny, en mä enää ees muista mitä sielä on :D Jotku seeprat ja apinat :D