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Eddie: Sweetie what are you drinking?
Patsy: Oh this? Chanel No. 5.

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Eddie: What do you see when you look in the mirror, darling?
Patsy: Me looking fabulous. What do you see?
Eddie: Yeah... Just the room.

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Patsy: What will you drink if you stop drinking?
Eddie: I shall drink water.
[pause]
Eddie: It's a mixer, Pats. We have it with whiskey... I mean, YOU've given up drinking before.
Patsy: Worst eight hours of my life.

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Eddie: Bubble? Bubble! What is your job?
Bubble: My what?
Eddie: What is your job?
Bubble: I don't know. Get paid?