Mike: Interview with the chemist
Chester: I'm The Prankster
Mike: What night is tonight, Chemist?
Chester: The Chemist says that tonight is the last night of European tour with Taproot and Deftones and it's also the night that the Chemist and his associates derived a meticulous plan to destroy the Deftones! Muhahahhahahaaaa!
Chester: The Idea was initially brought up by my associate Spike Minoda. His Idea was to destroy The Deftones by replacing their water with vodka!
Once I apprehended the virgin waters I, Therefore, took them to the "Laboratory"