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herätys aamu 3... ;b

Testaa, oletko aikuinen. Ruksaa kohta, jos mainittu asia kuuluu elämääsi. Pisteiden yhteenlaskettu summa kertoo aikuisuutesi todellisen asteen.

( ) Aalto-maljakko/Oiva Toikan lintu 1
(x) Bonus-kortti/Plussa-kortti 1
( ) Lauantaisauna (eli piste jos todellakin mieluummin valitset saunan kuin baari-illan) 1
( ) Tukisukkahousut/kalossit 1
(x) Asun avoliitossa 1
( ) Olen naimisissa 2
( ) Olen eronnut 3
( ) Olen toista kertaa naimisissa 4
( ) Minulla on kaukosuhde -1
( ) Asuntolaina 1
( ) Asun soluasunnossa -1
( ) Asun kommuunissa -2
( ) Asun vanhempien luona -3
(x) Minulla on lapsia (piste jokaisesta lapsesta)
( ) Marsu/kani/hamsteri/gerbiili/rotta/muu harmiton pikku jyrsijä -1
(x) Auto/vene/asuntovaunu (pluspiste jokaisesta PAITSI tuunatusta autosta MIINUSPISTE)
( ) Skeittilauta -1
( ) Kaasugrilli 1
( ) Ompelukone 1
( ) Painepesuri 1
( ) Lehtipuhallin 1
(x) Tiedän, mikä biisi on listaykkösenä -1
( ) Kävelysauvat 1
( ) Käyntikortti 1
() Hassu kännykkälogo tai taustakuva -1
() Jakkupuku/poplari 1
( ) Kirppiskuteet -1
( ) Superkalliit lenkkarit -1
( ) Taiteilijan signeeraama grafiikanlehti 1
( ) Savonlinnan oopperajuhlat 1 (Yrityslipulla käymisestä 2)
( ) Rockfestarit viimeisen kahden vuoden sisällä -1
(x) Luottokortti 1
( ) Opiskelijakortti -1
( ) Joulukuusi/jouluvalot pihapensaassa 1
( ) Tupakoin salaa vanhemmilta -1
( ) Palaverit 1
( ) Pariskunta-illalliset 1
( ) Pyöräilykypärä 1
( ) Käytän pipoa sisällä -1
(x) Valmistan ruokaa pakastimeen 1
( ) Sienestys/marjastus/metsästys jahtiporukassa/pilkkiminen/verkkokalastus 1 (Jos poimit viinimarjoja omasta pensaasta ja keität niistä mehua, saat kaksi pistettä.)
( ) Pidän heavymusiikista -1
( ) Heijastin 1
(x) Tatuointi/lävistys -1 (Jos kuitenkin häpeät tatuointiasi tai olet jo luopunut lävistyksestäsi, saat pluspisteen.)
( ) Niska-selkäjumppa ym. hartiasärkyjen vähentämiseen tähtäävä liikunta 1
( ) Barhopping -1
( ) Yritän luoda toimivaa ihmissuhdetta anoppiini 1
( ) Osallistun mielenosoituksiin -1 (Myös aktiivinen globalisaation vastustaminen ja eläinten oikeuksien puolustaminen lasketaan.)
( ) Eläkevakuutus 1 (Testamentin tekemisestä saat 2 pistettä.)
(x) Playstation -1 (Myös muut pelikonsolit ja tietokonepelit lasketaan, jos pelaat niillä aktiivisesti.)
(x) Ylelliset elintarvikkeet 1
( ) Irtokarkit itselle -1
( ) Pummaaminen -1 (Myös pummilla matkustaminen lasketaan. Jos olet viimeisen kahden vuoden aikana ottanut kapakasta laittomasti haltuusi tuoppeja, tuhkakuppeja, maljakoita, wc-paperia tai aterimia, saat myös miinuspisteen.)
( ) Yli 10 euron viinit 1
( ) Maito ruokajuomana -1 (Pistesaaliisi vähenee myös iltakaakaosta.)
( ) Vitamiinit 1
( ) Energiajuomat -1
( ) Vegaani -1
( ) Istutan kukkasipuleita 1
( ) Asioin automarketissa (tarkoituksena ostaa koko viikon ruoat kerralla) 1
(x) Ilta ilman seksiä voi silti olla onnistunut 1
( ) Minulta on kysytty papereita viimeisen vuoden sisällä -1
( ) Muistan rippikoulu-isosteni nimet -1

TULOKSET

-0 Olet syntynyt eilen tai korkeintaan toissapäivänä ja aikuisuus häämöttää vielä kaukana: tylsänä, harmaana ja epätodellisena...

1-9 Olet nuoruutesi kukoistuksessa, mutta älä huoli: idealismi ja skeittilauta vaihtuvat tuota pikaa selluliittiin ja eläkevakuutukseen!

10-19 Olet paatunut aikuinen, mutta vaalit nuorekkuutesi rippeitä kuin kalleinta aarrettasi - mikä se onkin. Pysy juuri tuollaisena, älä ikinä muutu!

20- Olet aikuisuuden ruumiillistuma - kannattaisiko vähän löysätä kravattia/helminauhaa..?

1. Kirjoita nimesi siten, että painat nimesi kirjaimien oikealla puolella olevia kirjainnäppäimiä
- ,otds

2. Katso suoraan jalkojesi juureen. Mitä näet?
- lattian...

3. Mitä teet neljän päivän päästä?
- vietän vapaa päivää =)

4. Ota kännykkä esiin, ja selaa saapuneista viesteistä viides. Kirjoita se tähän.
- sisko kysyy voiks tulla kylään

7. Viimeisin sana, jonka sanoit.
- moikka

8. Jotain, mitä sinulla on kolme:
- Tietokoneita, nörtti.
9. Neljäs sana, joka tulee mieleesi.
- mit..vit..

10. Biisi, jonka kuuntelit viimeksi.
- paha vaanii (puhelimen soittari)

11. Montako Messenger kaveria sinulla on?
- huimat 28

12.Viime kesän paras muisto?
- emmä muista viime kesää.. prinsessan syntymä oli aika ihkua!

13. Omistatko mopoa?
- mun auto on aika mopo

15. Lempisuklaa?
- maraboun digestivesuklaa

16. Ketä et ole nähnyt pitkään aikaan mutta tahtoisit?
- jotai vanhoi kavereit =)

17. Mitä teit aamulla ensimmäisenä kun heräsit?
- menin hakee huutavan prinsessan alas sängystään

18. Mitä teit illalla viimeiseksi ennenkuin menit nukkumaan?
- katoin pelöttavan leffan...

19. Mitä tahtoisit syödä nyt?
- en mitää...(ähky)

20. Onko sinulla pakkomielle?
- on

21. Jos olisit itse saanut valita nimesi, mikä se olisi?
- varmaa joku normaali....

22. Paras lautapeli?
- emmä oikee harrasta

23. Mikä sinua ärsyttää?
- kämpän paskasuus

24. Milloin viimeksi pesit kätesi?
- joskus

25. Osaatko keittää riisiä?
- vähä...

26. Mitä odotat eniten?
- Rodokselle 3 viikon päästä!!!!!!!

27. Oletko kapinallinen?
- eh....aina.

28. Oletko syönyt nikotiinipurukumia?
- juu ei

29. Jos saisit olla yhden päivän ajan joku muu, niin kuka olisit?
- joku sikarikas
30. Mikä haju tulee ensimmäisenä mieleesi?
- varmaa toi pitsa tos...

31. Onko sinulla hamsteria?
- juu ei

32. Minkä ikäinen tahtoisit olla?
- 20 forever!!!

33. Oletko menettänyt läheistä?
- juu ja ikävä on

34. Mikä on kännykkäsi taustakuvana?
- Juuli Prinsessani

35. Seuraatko jotakin tv-sarjaa?
- salkkareit ainaki

36.Oletko yhden miehen nainen/naisen mies?
- tietty

37. Jos saisit muuttaa jotakin lakia, mikä se olisi?
- ei ajokorttia naisille (paitsi mulle ja mun parhaimmille kavereille ja kaikille jotka lahjoo mua paljon...)

38. Oletko onnellinen?
- vois sitä onnellisempiki olla tietty mut iha tyytyväinen nyt

39. Saatko viikkorahaa?
- xD
40. Missä uit mieluiten?
- vedessä

41. Puhutko englantia?
- töissä pakko yrittää

42. Kuinka vanha mummosi on?
- ei ole

43. Aiotko hankkia lapsia? Montako?
- eh.. ehkä yks viel joskus

44. Syötkö näkkileipää?
- jos sitä on.

45. Onko sinulla terveelliset elämäntavat?
- just hyvät...

46. Millaiset alushousut on päälläsi?
- öö..normaalit

47. Onko sinulla ollut täitä?
- pikku pentuna joskus

48. Laulu joka saa sinut itkemään?
- muisto vain jää

49. Mitä mieltä olet Turusta?
- buhah.. en muuttais

50. Oletko asunut ulkomailla tai tahtoisitko?
- En kyl lähtis ees

51. Mitä aiot syödä seuraavaksi?
- pitsaa vedän just

52. Entä juoda?
- limua vaikka..

53. Lempipirtelö?
- banaanipirtelö

54. Millainen kattolamppu huoneessasi on?
- joka huonees erilain

55. Sattuuko sinua nyt johonkin?
- aivoon....

56. Uskotko yliluonnolliseen?
- ehkä vähän

57. Moneltako olet herännyt tänä aamuna?
- Puol kasi

58. Onko sinulla kielikoru? Tahtoisitko?
- ei kiitos

59. Onko sinulla tatuointia? Tahtoisitko?
- ei, ehkäpäs....jos rodoksella ottas xD

60. Onko televisio kiinni vai päällä?
- auki

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Sunnuntaina lintsille!! =) =) =

oliks tää nyt sit ihmisten aikaa lähteä töihin?! takana 3 tunnin yöunet, ku eilen olin vasta klo 23 kotona iltavuoron jälkeen, ni ei oikein uni heti tullu... no nyt väsyttäis sit *haukotus*

tuol näkee kyl julkkiksia aika paljon! =b
täytyy jossai vaihees listata ketä pyöriny, ku nyt ei aivot toimi et nimiä muistais...

huomasin eilen, että 40.4 asteen kuume saa ihmisen näkemään ajoittain kaiken kahtena ja että sellasen olon jälkeen alle 39 asteen kuume ei enää edes tunnu kuumeelta... =b

kumpa nyt paranis maanantaiks töihin.......


1.6

haaaa, tuliha se korvatulehduski tähä viel!!!!

nyt on muutettu ja nettiki saatu VIHDOINKI toimimaan... viikon kidutus siis ohi!! xD
asutaa ny siis Saimaankadulla. aika ihQa!! tänää sit vähä juhlistaa uutta kotia.. ei siis pidetä tupareita viel mut mennää muute vaa kattelee kaupunkia =b

jee, kevät tuo tullessaan taas aika paljon... muutto kaupunkiin huhtikuun lopussa ja sit töihin toukokuun lopulla =)

Piristävää, ku talvi ollu niin harmaan tasanen...

tarviin ajoittain jonku täys-mullistuksen elämässä ja jotain mitä odottaa, muuten kuolen tylsyyyyyyyyyyyyteen.....

ainii, syksyllä sit olis se Rhodoksen matkaki vielä =) =) =)

1) et voi koskettaa jokaista hammastasi kielelläsi.
2) kaikki tyhmät, luettuaan edellisen faktan, yrittävät sitä.
3) ensimmäinen fakta on vale.
4) hymyilet nyt koska olet idiootti.
5) näytät seuraavaksi tämän jollekkin toiselle idiootille.
6) naamassasi on edelleen idioottimainen virne.