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Why be gay?

Men

* You will be FABULOUS!
* It's far easier to get buttfucked than it is to get some pussy. (Probably)
* No one will care if you openly express how you would willingly slip Brad Pitt some tongue if given the chance.
* You'll have something to look foreword to when you go to prison.
* Gay Powers such as "super neatness" and talking with a small lisp.
* Random parades.
* No worries of getting your partner pregnant.
* Anal orgasms are more fun
* You can jack off to your own image in the mirror.
* "Queer" is considered "your word" now. Kind of like how black people get to call each other niggers.
* Semen is an excellent source of protein and amino acids.
* Girlfriend won't bug you about vaccuuming during the game.

Women

* orgasms
* ability to play softball
* no worries about getting your partner pregnant.
* a valid excuse to get rid of annoying guys at a bar
* When you guys do it, it's awesome.