"Douple Harries"
"..Or even tribbles!"
"Come, come..."
"Harry's got an invitation to partys and Lockhart haven't been invited!"
.....
"Come... Let me rip you... Let me tear you... I smell... Bloood"
"Oh, it's a vampire whose in chamber!"
Hogwarts school nurse:
"Who has it taken to the chamber?"
Minerva: "Ginny Weasley"
"Ooh, Ginny has already gone to parties!"
:D