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MINUN PÄIVÄNI:


HERÄSIN JA NÄIN EDESSÄNI PAVIAANIN. KIRKAISIN:
0700 123 *** toimii myös ulkomailla! ;)

ÄITINI JUOKSI KATSOMAAN MITÄ OLI TAPAHTUNUT JA SANOI:
Prinsessa ja sen prinssi

MENIN AAMUPALALLE. LEIPÄNI OLI HOMEESSA JOTEN TOKAISIN:
Enemmän ennakkoluuloja ku järkee ihmisillä, mut ymmärrän, kokemukset vast avas munki silmät.

LÄHDIN KOULUUN JA KOULUMATKALLA LAULOIN:
näinhän se on

KAVERINI TULIVAT MUKAAN LAULAMAAN, JA YKSI HEISTÄ KAATUI JA HUUSI:
Why do you think I look like this? I'm sick without...

KOULUSSA OLI LIIKUNTAA. KIROSIN OPETTAJALLE JA HÄN VASTASI:
voisko joku kertoa mikä tuo ilme on ? :o

KOULUN JÄLKEEN MENIN BAARIIN JA HUMALASSA OLLESSANI HUUTELIN KAIKILLE:
no kerran datasin

MINUT HAETTIIN PUTKAAN JA SANOIN:
Backyard <3

HERÄSIN JA LÄHDIN KOTIIN. MATKALLA PUMMI HALUSI RAHAA JA KEKSI SYYKSI:
HEH :D

EN ANTANUT RAHAA VAAN JUOKSIN KOTIIN JA ÄITI KYSYI MISSÄ OLIN OLLUT, JA VASTASIN:
I need you boo, I gotta see you boo.. <3 You make me fall in love <3Sannakulta, ooot paras ja tärkeinn<3 rakastan sua <3

SITTEN MENIN OMAAN HUONEESEENI, MUTTA SE OLIKIN TÄYNNÄ HÄMÄHÄKKEJÄ! KILJUIN TÄYTTÄ KURKKUA:
blue dapadiidapa.

PIKKUVELJENI OLI TÄYTTÄNYT HUONEEN KUMIHÄMIKSILLÄ. SAIN SYDÄRIN JA KUOLIN. HAUTAKIVEENI KIRJOITETTIIN:
Bling bling money is the thing

Etsi yhteisö joka kuvaa minua parhaiten, linkitä se sitten tähän, kopioi oman päiväkirjaasi, ja katso mitä muut ajattelevat sinusta!

Tyttö: Olenko minä
tarpeeksi kaunis?
Poika: Mitä?
Tyttö: Minä todella pidän
sinusta. Ja olen
rakastumassa sinuun.
Poika: OK.
Tyttö: Mitä tarkoitat
OK:lla?
Poika: Minä en pidä
sinusta sillä tavalla.
Tyttö: Miksi et?
Poika: En voi kertoa
sinulle..Ehkä joku toinen
kerta..

Siitä asti tyttö kysyi
pojalta "miksi et?" joka
kerta kun hän näki pojan,
ja joka kerta kun tyttö
kysyi,
hän vastasi "minä kerron
sinulle myöhemmin".
Vihdoin tyttö kyllästyi.

Tyttö: Olen kyllästynyt
tähän. Kerro minulle
mikset pidä minusta?
Poika: Haluatko todella
tietää miksi en pidä
sinusta?
Tyttö: KYLLÄ!
Poika: Koska olet ruma
kuin vi**u! Mitä järkeä on
mennä ulos jonkun kanssa
joka ei ole kaunis?!
Tyttö: Mutta..Minä..
Poika: Turpa kiinni ja
jätä minut rauhaan!!!

Poika kävelee pois ja
tyttö jää istumaan siihen
yksin, itkien.. Sitten
hänen kännykkänsä soi.

Tyttö: Haloo?
Äiti: Rakas? Minä haluan
että menet kotiin, jooko?
Tulen töistä muutaman
tunnin kuluttua..
Tyttö: Okei, äiti..
Äiti: minä rakastan
sinua..
Tyttö: Niin minäkin
sinua..
Äiti: Hei hei!
Tyttö: Hei..

Tyttö lähtee kotia kohti
ja kun hän on siellä hän
menee vessaan ja katsoo
itseään peilistä..

Tyttö: En ole tarpeeksi
kaunis..

Hän alkaa töihin, tietäen
aivan hyvin mitä on
tekemässä..

Kaksi tuntia myöhemmin,
hänen äitinsä tulee töistä
ja kuulee miten kylpyvesi
käy. Hän menee
yläkertaan ja löytää
eteisen tulvillaan. Joten
hän koputtaa oveen.

Äiti: Kulta? Oletko
kunnossa?

Hän avaa oven ja järkyttyy
näkemästäänsä. Kylpyamme
ylittyi vedestä lattialle,
ja vesi oli
värjääntynyt punaiseksi.
Hän käveli veden ylitse,
jotta näkisi mitä ammeessa
on ja kirkaisi. Siellä
hänen pikku tyttönsä
makasi kasvot ja ranteet
viilloissa. Äiti peruutti
ja oli juoksemassa
soittamaan poliisille,
kunnes joku pisti hänen
silmäänsä.

Peilissä luki:" Olenko
minä nyt tarpeeksi
kaunis?"

Onnea Frestra! Se oli sit kultaa, ja osoite oli oikea<3
"Katsokaa mun mitalii ja sanokaa sille heei!"
"Sun pääs pullottaa"
"BUDDHA!"

1. Kunnioitatko opettajia?
- en pahemmin
2. Oletko alkoholisti?
- en
3. Yksi miespuolinen kaverisi, josta pidät?
- Miro
4. Pidätkö jäätelöstä?
- juuu
5. Jokin muu numero kuin nolla?
- 14
6. Pidätkö suklaasta?
- joo
7. Pidätkö kesästä?
- joo<3
8. Mainitse joku paikka, mielikuvitusta saa käyttää!!
- Espanja
9. Onko hyväkroppainen mies seksikkäämpi kuin läski?
- joo
10. Jonkun muun miespuolisen kaverin nimi kuin kohdassa 3?
- Niko
11. Jälleen jokin muu numero kuin nolla, ei samaa kuin kohdassa 5!
- 1
12. Pidätkö banaanista?
- joskus
13. Laita tähän joko kohdan 3. tai kohdan 10 kaveri, ei väliä kumpi?
- Miro
14. Jokin luku 10-100?
- 14
15. Juures kasvi?
- Porkkana
16. Lempivärisi?
- Turkoosi
17. Jokin muu väri kuin äskeinen?
- beessi
18. Pidätkö musiikin kuuntelusta?
- joo
19. Mainitse yksi ystäväsi?
- Ässä<3


LOPPUTULOKSET!!
No niin! Nyt luet vastauksesi ja kirjoita ne samassa järjestyksessä alle, lue mielellään ääneen.

KOITA pitää pokkasi...

1. Puhuitko totta?
-en pahemmin
2. Oletko neitsyt?
- en
3. Ketä rakastat?
- miro
4. Oletko maannut hänen kanssa?
- juu
5. Kuinka monta kertaa?
- 14
6. Piditkö siitä?
- joo
7. Haluatko lisää?
- joo<3
8. Missä SE tapahtui ensimmäisen kerran?
- Espanjas
9. Onko sinulla toinen?
- joo
10. Hänen nimensä?
- Niko
11. Kuinka montaa kertaa olet maannut hänen kanssaan?
- 1
12. Oliko teillä kivaa?
- joskus
13. Kummalla oli isompi?
- Mirolla
14. Kuinka monta senttiä pitkä?
- 14
15. Mitä se muistutti?
- Porkkanaa
16. Minkä värinen se oli ennen SITÄ?
- Turkoosi
17. Entäpä jälkeen päin?
- Beessi
18. Oletko koskaan kokeillut "tree-somea?"
- joo
19. Kuka oli kolmantena?
- Ässä<3

Haha

Mursin sit eilen käteni harkoissa, että repikääs siitä... En pääse aluekisoihin, sori tytöt.

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Olin viime yön Soufilla Mustien joukkueillas... Oltiin lihavii banaaneita...
Suvi(soufin pikkusisko) huutaa:
-Sofia!
-No?
-Pyyhkimään!
-NO EN TUU! :D:D

NIMESI LOPPUKIRJAIN:
A: Suutelin
B: Söin
C: Lauloin
D: Leikin
E: Pussailin
F: Tanssin
G: Rakastelin
H: Kokkasin
I: Juoksin
J: Juttelin
K: Ajattelin
L: Hölmöilin
M: Kompuroin
N: Örhelsin
O:Voimistelin
P: Näpersin
Q: Mongersin
R: Rötöstelin
S: Yrjöskelin
T: Uin
U: Piereskelin
V: Opettelin
W: Imuroin
X: Sammalsin
Y: Join
Z: Pelasin
Ã…: Vaelsin
Ä: Valehtelin
Ö: Pyöräilin

SYNTYMÄVUOSI:
1970 ja alaspäin: Kultani kanssa
1971-75: Äitini kanssa
1976-85: Bestikseni kanssa
1986-1990: Opettajani kanssa
1991-1993: Koiran kanssa
1994: Sun kansssas
1995 ja ylöspäin: Tuttus kanssa

1.HARRASTUS:

Voimistelu: Matolla
Jalkapallo: Nurmikolla
Tennis: Kentällä
Kori- tai lentopallo: Koulussa
Jonkun soittimen soitto: Kotona
Tanssi: Kaupassa
Yleisurheilu: Junassa
Uinti: Altaissa
Uppopallo: Laivassa
Joku muu/ei oo: Mettäs

Asuinpaikka:

Pohjanmaa: koska se oli tärkeää.
Lappi: , koska se oli läksynä.
Itä-Suomi: koska en näkisi häntä enää.
Vaasa: koska ope käski.
Etelä-Suomi: koska se olisi kuitenkin pitänyt tehdä joskus.
Oulu: , koska halusin.
En kerro: koska hän/sä/se kaiveli/t menneitä.

Suutelin sun kanssas matolla koska se oli tärkeää.

eli:
1. Valitse 8 kaveriasi.
2. Etsi jokaiselle nimelle yhteisö, jossa esiintyy kyseinen nimi!

Ässä: ÄssäMix+Salmiakki<3

Vee: VeeHoon peikkoperhe

Justiina: Justiina (kissa)

Urmas: Urmas Ankka

Heidi: Heidi ajattelee mahallaan:D

Fiia: Fiian nallet<33

Karoliina: Karoliinan karvakamut

Jenna: Jennalle oma lehmä!

Ja sit viel ekstraks Ninni: Ninnin pikkupapukaijat<33
Liittykää<3