Monday, 22.12.2008
My free running diary,
You know in the movies or games where people run along the walls and jump from roof to roof, climbing obstacles with such an ease? I did that today! It was so awesome feeling to kick their ass like a ninja! But something else also happened what I'd expect to happen, something that never happens in those movies and games. You step on or grab a loose brick or a fragile piece of wood. I landed on my ass, and I bet the zombies would laugh their ass off like lepers if they'd have some degree of intelligence in their head. So, I just decided to POP THEM IN THE FACE!!! Maybe it is true that movies and games make you more aggressive. Well, violence solved my problems, I'm still alive!
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Umbrella Diaries 53Maanantai 22.12.2008 17:19
Umbrella Diaries 52Maanantai 22.12.2008 17:18
Sunday, 21.12.2008
My athlete diary,
We got through the rubble today, I thought the rocks would be much heavier, but thanks to my push ups and training when I barricaded myself in the bedroom, I can move these big boulders with ease. Strength plus one, yeee. What a nerd. And we encountered some bodies during our escape, and I managed to beat them up with just a metal pipe, saving some ammo. I rock! Should've been more interested in army and guns. Should've grown myself as versatile as my roleplaying character.
My athlete diary,
We got through the rubble today, I thought the rocks would be much heavier, but thanks to my push ups and training when I barricaded myself in the bedroom, I can move these big boulders with ease. Strength plus one, yeee. What a nerd. And we encountered some bodies during our escape, and I managed to beat them up with just a metal pipe, saving some ammo. I rock! Should've been more interested in army and guns. Should've grown myself as versatile as my roleplaying character.
Umbrella Diaries 51Lauantai 20.12.2008 14:03
Saturday, 20.12.2008
My achy diary,
I woke up in a terrible ache in my head today and Chris told I hit my head while we were chased by that monstrous thing. All I can remember that we ran and ran, met a gang of dead subway travelers, the bazooka hit the ceiling and then I felt something hitting my head. Looks like I've been out from the action for several days. But the nightmare continues, as we're stuck between rubbles like in the dream. What a strange dream I had, something about a big metallic suit and Bruce Lee... Darn, it was just a dream, I was about to be so tough.
My achy diary,
I woke up in a terrible ache in my head today and Chris told I hit my head while we were chased by that monstrous thing. All I can remember that we ran and ran, met a gang of dead subway travelers, the bazooka hit the ceiling and then I felt something hitting my head. Looks like I've been out from the action for several days. But the nightmare continues, as we're stuck between rubbles like in the dream. What a strange dream I had, something about a big metallic suit and Bruce Lee... Darn, it was just a dream, I was about to be so tough.
Umbrella Diaries 50Perjantai 19.12.2008 14:57
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My solid diary,
I was running away from these things in a subway tunnel, when the whole thing collapsed and I was stuck in the solid darkness alone with ooze and muck. Chris managed to dive away from the rubbles into the ooze and muck, but I was trapped with these blood hungry solid monsters in ooze and muck. Couldn't escape anywhere because the concrete junk was so solid. Had to fight for my solid survival and did all strange and solid kung fu moves I never imagined I could ever perform in the ooze and muck. I guess the solid vitamin pills did their job. Now all I got left is to build myself a solid robot suit in which I escape this solid and dreadful city of ooze and muck, I mean, if Tony could do it, why can't I? Keep your solid thumbs up.
My solid diary,
I was running away from these things in a subway tunnel, when the whole thing collapsed and I was stuck in the solid darkness alone with ooze and muck. Chris managed to dive away from the rubbles into the ooze and muck, but I was trapped with these blood hungry solid monsters in ooze and muck. Couldn't escape anywhere because the concrete junk was so solid. Had to fight for my solid survival and did all strange and solid kung fu moves I never imagined I could ever perform in the ooze and muck. I guess the solid vitamin pills did their job. Now all I got left is to build myself a solid robot suit in which I escape this solid and dreadful city of ooze and muck, I mean, if Tony could do it, why can't I? Keep your solid thumbs up.
Umbrella Diaries 49Torstai 18.12.2008 04:32
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Umbrella Diaries 46Maanantai 15.12.2008 12:59
Monday, 15.12.2008
My panicked diary,
What was that!?! What in the name of God was THAT!?! There's a huge thing chasing us with a bazooka!!! Am I in a game or something!?! This is ridiculous!!! What next!?! Plants that can set people on fire or people having tentacles instead of their heads!!!
Ok, I'm calm now. I really have no idea what is that thing chasing us, or what it wants with us. All I can hear him repeating is "stores". Or did he say "storks"? I'm glad we got rid of him, for now. I don't think our bullets are no match for him. We need bombs. Lots of bombs.
My panicked diary,
What was that!?! What in the name of God was THAT!?! There's a huge thing chasing us with a bazooka!!! Am I in a game or something!?! This is ridiculous!!! What next!?! Plants that can set people on fire or people having tentacles instead of their heads!!!
Ok, I'm calm now. I really have no idea what is that thing chasing us, or what it wants with us. All I can hear him repeating is "stores". Or did he say "storks"? I'm glad we got rid of him, for now. I don't think our bullets are no match for him. We need bombs. Lots of bombs.
Umbrella Diaries 45Sunnuntai 14.12.2008 10:26
Sunday, 14.12.2008
My sore diary,
It hurts. It hurts so much. That's why I'm not an athlete, these legs were made to walk from test tube to another, not away from zombie humans and dogs. They're freakingly fast for dead bodies. The virus must've been keeping the cells in shape by mutation. They must also be eating everything they can since they've survived that long.
We decided to move towards in a subway tunnel. I was afraid that public transportations would keep lots of these guys inside, but seems like they've wondered away. But as my pessimism-sense starts tingling, I can already imagine that the tunnel is festering with these things, and they'll jump on me just when I take a small break from walking. Some holiday season. Ho ho ho.
My sore diary,
It hurts. It hurts so much. That's why I'm not an athlete, these legs were made to walk from test tube to another, not away from zombie humans and dogs. They're freakingly fast for dead bodies. The virus must've been keeping the cells in shape by mutation. They must also be eating everything they can since they've survived that long.
We decided to move towards in a subway tunnel. I was afraid that public transportations would keep lots of these guys inside, but seems like they've wondered away. But as my pessimism-sense starts tingling, I can already imagine that the tunnel is festering with these things, and they'll jump on me just when I take a small break from walking. Some holiday season. Ho ho ho.
Umbrella Diaries 44Lauantai 13.12.2008 14:29
Saturday, 13.12.2008
My flaming diary,
Today I made my first molotov cocktail. It was horrid. We were forced to act on our first conflict, after all that careful sneaking in this city. The shooting and explosions must've attracted the others to our way and we must make a haste. Chris also said next time I might have to learn how to use a gun. Only burning carcasses, blood on pure white snow and footprints are left from that scene. For the first time in my life, I ran so hard that I barely could breath for ten minutes after that. My legs are going to be sore tomorrow.
My flaming diary,
Today I made my first molotov cocktail. It was horrid. We were forced to act on our first conflict, after all that careful sneaking in this city. The shooting and explosions must've attracted the others to our way and we must make a haste. Chris also said next time I might have to learn how to use a gun. Only burning carcasses, blood on pure white snow and footprints are left from that scene. For the first time in my life, I ran so hard that I barely could breath for ten minutes after that. My legs are going to be sore tomorrow.