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[Ei aihetta]Maanantai 15.12.2008 20:19

jee, tiputin salil painon jalalle -> 4 tikkii varpaasee :))) lisäksi saan viettää yön sairaalassa enkä pääse kouluun ennen torstaita :) kaikenlisäksi työni alkaisivat keskiviikkona, en siis pääse sinnekään :)

[Ei aihetta]Maanantai 15.12.2008 00:44

Winamp Library

Total Songs: 8141

Sort By Song Title
* First Song: The Berzerker - "Y"
* Last Song: Soulfly - Zumbi

Sort by time: (ei toimi mulla)
* Shortest Song: jostain syystä ihan vitusti biisei joitten kesto olis 00:00...
* Longest Song: Sepultura - Live In Sao Paulo

Sort by album:
* First Album: Metallica - (bootlegged), (demo), (radio performance) ja (the black album)
* Last Album: Neil Young - Zuma

Top 10 most played songs (from winamp):
1. All That Remains - Six
2. Cradle of Bi - Pirre söi mun pullan!
3. Hanoi Rocks - A Day Late, A Dollar Short
4. Enter Shikari - Labyrinth
5. Norther - Frozen Angel
6. Diablo - Mimic47
7. Ne Luumäet - Läski Presidentiksi
8. Atreyu - The Crimson
9. Atreyu - Bleeding Mascara
10. The Sex Pistols - Schools Are Prisons (tiedän, ei oo sex pistolssil tällästä biisiä mutta noin se on tagitettu enkä vieläkää tiedä kenen biisi se o.)

otin last.fmstä, asensin just winampin uusiks.

First five songs that come up on shuffle:
1. Immortal - Winter of the ages
2. Cavalera Conspiracy - Ultra-Violent
3. Sepultura - Altered State
4. Hanoi Rocks - Devil Woman
5. Bad Religion - Eat Your Dog

Search...
"sex", how many songs come up?: 190
"love", how many songs come up?: 225
"you", how many songs come up?: 483
"death", how many songs come up?: 673
"hate", how many songs come up?: 134
"wish", how many songs come up?: 26

[Ei aihetta]Sunnuntai 14.12.2008 21:30

Wouldn't it be great if you could serve your own flesh at your funeral? That would definately make funerals more interesting.

:DDDTorstai 11.12.2008 17:35

SKORPIONI on valmis vaikka tappamaan paskansa jos se on keinotellut tai pettänyt isäntänsä. On kiinnostunut enemmän muiden ulosteista kuin omastaan. Ei pyyhi, sillä se on seksikästä - Skorpionin mielestä.
- Skorpionin paska, yllätys yllätys, haisee piikikkäältä. Haju tarttuu kaikkiin vessan tekstiileihin, aina käsipyyhkeistä suihkuverhoon.
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[Ei aihetta]Lauantai 06.12.2008 15:30

kiva johtajadarra

[Ei aihetta]Perjantai 05.12.2008 02:37

nyt seki on tehty, kirja luettu + essee tehty alle 3,5h! vittuku oon pro.

KYLLÄ! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Torstai 04.12.2008 00:15

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE

Aahhh yeah, IÂ’m backÂ…bitches.
Women are equal and they deserve respect,
Just kidding, they should suck my dick.
Vagina (what!)Â…vagina (what!)Â…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)Â…vagina (what!)Â…
2 plus 2 = vagina (uhh).

My love is like lightningÂ…
It gives girls orgasms.
My dick is like an airplaneÂ…
It gives girls orgasms.

IÂ’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
IÂ’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
IÂ’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
IÂ’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
IÂ’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, waitÂ…thatÂ’s a bad example.

Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the otherÂ…
Vagina (what!)Â…vagina (what!)Â…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)Â…vagina (what!)Â…
E=MC Vagina

IÂ’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, itÂ’s not a presentÂ…
ItÂ’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis.

I donÂ’t like it when you talk,
Cause that just means your not sucking my cock.
Love is for girls and gays,
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two waysÂ…
Either you have sex with meÂ…
Or you have sex with me.

I have really good sex moves,
That I learned in China.
IÂ’m a sexual tiger,
And I feed on vagina (raahhrr)

Vagina (what!)Â…vagina (what!)Â…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)Â…vagina (what!)Â…
What time is it? ItÂ’s vagina.

WhatÂ’s the difference between a girlÂ’s mouth and a girlÂ’s vagina?
There is noneÂ…I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

IÂ’m a good sex man.
Girls love my sex.
IÂ’m a good sex man,
Because my sex is the best.

IÂ’m like Jean Claude Van Damme,
But instead of fighting people,
I have sex with them.