IRC-Galleria

>Temperatures:
> +15°C / 59°F
>This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
>People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun,
>getting a tan.
>
>+10°C / 50°F
>The French are trying in vain to start their central
>heating. The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.
>
>+5°C / 41°F
>Italian cars won't start, The Finns are cruising with cabriolets.
>
>0°C / 32°F
>Distilled water freezes. The water in Aura river (in Finland) gets a little
>bit thicker.
>
>-5°C / 23°F
>People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have
>their final barbecue before winter.
>
>-10°C / 14°F
>The Brits start to heat their houses. The Finns start
>using long sleeves.
>
>-20°C / -4°F
>The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their
>Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
>
>-30°C / -22°F
>People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the
>face of the earth. The Finns start drying their laundry
>indoors.
>
>-40°C / -40°F
>Paris start cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line
>at the hotdog stands.
>
>-50°C / -58°F
>Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish
>army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real
>winter weather.
>
>-60°C / -76°F
>Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns
>rent a movie and stay indoors.
>
>-70°C / -94°F
>The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since
>they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors.
>The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.
>
>-183°C / -297.4°F
>Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain
>that the farmers' han ds are cold.
>
>-273°C / -459.4°F
>ALL atom-based movent halts. The Finns start
>saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."
>
>-300°C / -508°F
>Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.