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AHAH guys my day was made of fail. (You are gonna LOL so bad when you read this, jsyk. :DD)

I was at work, taking care of the kid (feeding him ice cream, what!), sitting on a bench, when a 50+ drunkard in a too big wintercoat sat down beside me. I was all "...?", and the kid just munched on his icecream. (Ungrateful bastard. :P) Then the guy started blabbering, something about midsummer and drinking and stuff, and then I told him that I don't drink or smoke and he went all "...varmasti sulla on JOTAIN paheita! *wink wink*" and I was just EWWWWWWWWWWWW. :P and then he told me he thought single, teenage moms were 'really sexy', and that's when I decided to bolt. Like, FAST. :D
and, anyway, then I was with the kid and built a sandcastle and showed him boats and ducks and stuff, and then we were in the park and he was playing beside the carriage and I was sitting on a bench (again; benchs in general seem to be unlucky for me) when a 50+ crazy old lady glared down at me (and what's with all these old people stalking me anyway? :P) and went all "young lady, are you responsible for this kid?" (in Finnish, DUH) and pointed down at the kid. I just went "...um, yeah? *confused face*".
AND THEN! YOU GUYS! this crazy, nutters woman started yelling at me - all arms waving like windmills and red in the face - about how I am ruining my life and what an irresponsible girl I am and how I probably am sleeping around a lot and how I've destroyed my whole future and how could I allow myself to get knocked up at my age?, and what's with the youth these days anyway when they're all just at it like bunnies and that that's how tragic cases like me happen and can't I see what's gonna become of my future when I had a kid at sixteen, and how -
and she went on and on and on and on about it for about 7 minutes, and I was just totally fucking gobsmacked and couldn't even reply to her, I was so shocked. I mean, guys, WTF. WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF. :''''''D
so, after seven minutes of constant ranting, she finally had to break for air long enough for me to tell her that "um, excuse me, but I am just the kid's babysitter." and MAN, guys. you should have seen her face! LOL :DD (but, then of course I couldn't resist it, so I just went "and SO WHAT if the kid would have been mine?!" and she got so shocked she just spluttered and ran away. LOL.)
I mean, JESUS. *headdesk* :P
and then when we went for another walk down to the boats, the kid totally yelled "MUUUUM!" and I had to pick him up and hug him and stuff, and of course everyone around us thought he was mine. and four working guys (30+, and NO JENNY THEY WEREN'T FIT, THEY WERE UGLY. and NO THEY WEREN'T DRUNK EITHER, WHYDDYA THINK PEOPLE WOULD HAVE TO BE DRUNK TO HIT ON ME?? :P) totally whistled after me when we left. *headdesk xEternity*

so, yeah. GOD HOW WACKO HAS THIS DAY BEEN. I give out a teenage mum-vibe. SHIT. : DDDD
(this is long as fuck. sue me. :P)