Pete is a FBR whore and kisses a whole bunch of people, but he still loves Patrick the most. &heartseyes
Quote: “Pete.” Patrick closes his eyes and tries to ignore the way he can still taste Pete’s coffee on his own lips. “You’re not making out with a sexually confused teenager just to complete this stupid game.”
http://jen-jm.livejournal.com/68573.html
2. The Principle Of The Matter
Jailbait!Patrick and awesomesauce Pete, NC-17. Short, cute, and inexplainably hot. 'Pretty In Pink' is also mentioned, which automatically makes it awesome. Pete is \o/!, and Pattycake makes me want to squish someone.
Quote: "Kiss or no shirt."
http://miserylovedme.livejournal.com/23452.html
3. We could make beautiful music together - 18 (Glenview)
Jailbait!Patrick returns. DUN DUN DUN DAH! NC-17, Patrick puts up an ad on craigslist, and a certain peterpanxoxo answers to it. awkward dates and awesome pete ensues. Also, as always is the case with jailbait!Patrick, he makes me flail.
Quote: "So unless you've got bodies buried in your crawlspace," Pete added, "you're pretty much not getting rid of me."
Patrick opened and closed his mouth a few times. Finally he said, "We don't have a crawlspace."
http://iphignia939.livejournal.com/238292.html
4. Sleep Like Music
Patrick reached his sexual peak on a Thursday afternoon. NC-17. This is actually all I'm gonna say. (ALSO, ASHTON KUTCHER APPEARS. THIS IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME GLEEFACE THE REST OF THE YEAR.)
Quote: "This sucks," Pete said. "Do you want to make out in the bathroom?"
http://valerie-z.livejournal.com/793393.html
5. Let The Record Show
NC-17. Patrick is drunk, Pete is horny. The van is empty, and Pete has a camera. Nothing good can ever come out of it, and yet this is so, so, so, so good, you guys.
Quote: "Ooh, hey, I can zoom," Patrick says, brightening. "Look, everyone, it's Pete's dick."
http://adellyna.livejournal.com/350184.html
6. It May Be A Side Effect Of The Exposure, But I'm Thinking It's Meant To be
Okay, so. What is this strange addiction I have with jailbait!Patrick? I do not know, but it's eating my brain and I love every single second of it. Anyway, this has high school, Pete still in Arma Angelus, and a crapload of text messages. I just. Flail, guys.
Quote: 'its lunchtime, lets get sammiches and then get married, Pete sends during fifth period. (..) 'I’m at school, dumbass, I can’t marry you right now. Also, lunch was an hour ago', he sends back a minute later.
http://thirdonebetween.livejournal.com/6197.html
THERE YOU GO, YOU GREEDY... PERSON. Also, all of you who don't ship Peterick? Start doing it. NAO. Read those, seriously. YOU'LL THANK ME ONE DAY, BWHA HA HA HAA. :DD