ARGH! THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS CHAIR!! IT KEEPS FLIPPING AWAY UNDER ME AND THEN I FALL ON THE FLOOR AND IT HURTS!! OWW! THAT'S THE FRICKIN' 3rd TIME TODAY! I'M GONNA GET BRUISES! STOP IT, CHAIR!
(What? NO, of course it doesn't have anything to do with reading slash. Or YouTube. Of course not. Nuh-huh. What are you on about? o__O)