I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out, and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And thatÂ’s about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when youÂ’re 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
WhatÂ’s my age again?
WhatÂ’s my age again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husbandÂ’s in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
And thatÂ’s about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when youÂ’re 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is caller ID?
My friends say I should act my age
WhatÂ’s my age again?
WhatÂ’s my age again?
And thatÂ’s about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when youÂ’re 23
And you still act like youÂ’re in Freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
WhatÂ’s my age again?
And thatÂ’s about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
WhatÂ’s my age again?
WhatÂ’s my age again?
jjooo-o:DD c(8