Cape made of black thread! CAN YOU BELIEVE ITS BLACK!!!

Shoulder pads of very long and uncomfortable spikes that tend to hit your head!

Really really long spiku boots of destructive stepping! (You can step on things

Helmet of teh TRÜE KAUHEE SAURONI!!! (Adds awsomeness)

Titanium codpiece destroyer of ultimate virulence!!!

CASTRATOR axe of precissivity! (100% chanse to hit the sacks)

Blood that didnt stik!