I was trained to be a terrorist
Lunatic set to go
We're seriously affecting to your health
Me and Julio
I was trained to be a gardener
Lunatic set to go
We're seriously affecting to your health
Me and Julio
And when you're in the shower
Singing "Irish Rover"
I come and waste your furniture
With my brand new lawnmover
When you're in the shower
Singing "Irish Rover"
I come and waste your furniture
With my brand new lawnmover
I'm an, I'm an incredible bullshitting man
Yes I am