The Doctor's stuck in the
Pandorica,
Amy might be dead and
Rory's a
Roman with a gun in his hand,
Seems like things aren't going as planned
River's in the
TARDIS,
The TARDIS is on fire,
She's feeling the heat
On repeat she'll require
Someone she can trust, someone with a
bow tie,
But he's been locked up and left to die.
Oh my Lord, what will they do?
Seems
impossible to get through
My mind is blown, I bet yours is too,
Well, I guess
this is
Doctor Who.
Rory's quite distressed and he starts to sob,
When the Doctor appears with a
mop,
"
Get me out of the Pandorica!"
"
But you're not in the Pandorica."
"
Yes I am, well, yes I was,
It's complicated, but I won't explain it now because..."
Then he disappeared into a
hazy fuzz
That man, I can't explain what he does the things he does
Oh my Lord, don't have a clue,
These paradoxes are hard to construe,
My mind is
blown, I bet yours is too,
Well, I guess this is Doctor Who.
It's the
big bang two,
And I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes.
Time has gone askew, the
universe has too,
I'll try and explain to you the big bang two.
The big bang two.
The Doctor's got River's
vortex manipulator,
Which he used to meet Rory
two thousand years later
When they find Amy after her sleep in the box
They realize the sun is really the exploding TARDIS
Doctor saves River from the
imitator star
They swarm and watch his back
Can't help but point out the
obvious
Oh my God he's wearing a
fez!
Oh my God he's wearing a
fez!
Oh my God he's wearing a
fez!
Oh my God he's wearing a
fez!
Dalek pops up out of nowhere,
Shoots the Doctor,
kills him, quite unfair,
He jumps back twelve minutes to the stairs,
He's dead, and everyone despairs.
Little do they know, the Doctor
lies.
He's not stopping the universe's demise,
Amy says her last goodbyes,
The Doctor flies up
into the skies.
The universe is back, it's true,
But the Doctor's said his
final adieu,
Maybe you'll come back if she remembers you.
It's the
big bang two,
And I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes.
Time has been renewed, the universe has too,
But Amy still can't help but
cry.
There's
someone missing, the question's
who...
Then she remembers
Something
old, something
new,
Something
borrowed, something
blue
And that's the
big bang two.
I hope it didn't
confuse you.
