+15 deg C
We start from here because this is warm weather in Finland.
Spaniards start wearing warm clothes.
+10 deg C
Frenchmen turn on their central heating.
Finns start planting their gardens.
+5 deg C
Italian cars stop working.
Finns drive around with cars windows open.
-5 deg C
Californians feel like freezing to death.
Finns are barbequing in their backyards.
-10 deg C
Brits turn on the electrical heaters.
Finns start wearing long-johns.
-20 deg C
Greeks freeze to death.
Finns start drying their clothes inside the house.
-40 deg C
Polar bears are enjoying themselves.
Finns rent a movie and stay inside.
-175 deg C
Atoms congeal.
Finnish cows complain that the milkers’ hands are cold.
-300 deg C
Hell freezes over.
Finland wins the Football World Cup.