IÂ’m Jack Bauer
Always in danger
IÂ’m Jack Bauer
I never die
IÂ’m Jack Bauer
I get pissed easily
IÂ’m Jack Bauer
IÂ’m actually a crybabyÂ…
IÂ’m Jack Bauer
To the guys who donÂ’t confess
IÂ’m Jack Bauer
I yell at them from really close
IÂ’m Jack Bauer
24th is 24Â’s day
IÂ’m Jack Bauer
LetÂ’s go to a rental video place
IÂ’m Jack Bauer
I donÂ’t take orders from anyone
IÂ’m Jack Bauer
And I drag everyone along
IÂ’m Jack Bauer
IÂ’m good with dealing with danger
IÂ’m Jack Bauer
Weak for my daughter
IÂ’m Jack Bauer
IÂ’m an immortal man
IÂ’m Jack Bauer
Sometimes I pass out
IÂ’m Jack Bauer
My phone bill is crazy
IÂ’m Jack Bauer
But my job pays for it