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Ps. Kaverin lähettämä kuva =)

A young couple is golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife slices her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course. They walk up, knock on the door, and hear a voice say, "Come on in." Opening the door, they see glass everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the floor.

A man on the couch says, "Are you the people who broke my window?" The husband begins to apologize, but the man cuts him off. "Actually, I want to thank you-IÂ’m a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot released me. IÂ’m allowed to grant three wishes, so what IÂ’d like to do is give each of you one wish, and IÂ’ll keep the last one for myself."

"Fantastic!" says the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," says the genie, "itÂ’s the least I could do. And you, maÂ’am, what do you want?"

"I want a house in every country in the world," says the wife.

Consider it done," the genie replies, turning back to the man. "And now for my wish. Because IÂ’ve been trapped in that bottle, I havenÂ’t had sex in a really long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband takes a long look at his wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses. If you donÂ’t mind, honey, I donÂ’t either."

The wife agrees, and the genie takes her upstairs, where he ravishes her for three hours. After heÂ’s through, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife, and asks, "How old is your husband, anyway?"

"Thirty-five," she replies.

"And he still believes in genies?"

Happy birthday hunnybun <33

There was this mother with one eye.. Her son was just in primary school, he was always so embarrased of his mother. He hated the fact that his mother had only 1 eye.
He hated his mother so much, because he always got embarrased because of her.. He warned her not to come to the school, but one day she came, and the students started shouting ''eee ur mother has 1 eye''
He got so angry, he shouted to his mother '' Why did you come here !? I told u not to !'' His mother went silent.. and left. He hated his mother so much, that he blinded himself with the anger that was growing inside him
Well.. he grew up though, and he goes to the secondary School now, anyway.. his hate towards his mother was still unbelievable. Wherever she came, he always offended her.
again.. she came to his school, and totally embarrased him, this time he shouted.. ''Why do you always have to embarrass me !? WHY DONT YOU JUST DIE !?'' His mother went silent again.. and shed a tear.
Her son, didnt have anykind of feelings towards her anymore..
He wished to leave from his house forever.. so he started to study really hard, so maybe he could get a place in Washington. He finally did, after alot of highly rated marks.
Well.. there he got married to a beautiful woman and got children also. One day.. her mother came to visit her son.., she knocked on the door and said ''hi'', her grandchildren started to scream when they so her 1 eye.
Her son shouted again.. ''How dare you come to my house uninvited and scare my children !? go to hell !!'' She replied.. ''Oh sry, I may have got the wrong adress I quess..''' she onceagain.. shed a tear
One day he got a letter, about a school reunion party, he told his wife that he will be going on a ''business trip''. So he went to this reunion and had fun, out of curiosity, he wanted to see his old house again.
So he went, at the door, his old neighbour called him, and said that his mother had died.. He didnt even cry or feel sad about it, then the neighbour told him '' I have this later you're mom wanted you to have''
He took it and read it.. on the letter it said '' Dear son, I have always loved you, since the day you were born, I am so sorry for embarrasing you at school all the time.. but I just couldnt live a day without seeing ur beautiful face, you see.. when you were a baby, you got into an accident and you lost an eye.. I couldnt live seeing u growing up with only 1 eye.. so I gave you mine..
Ps. I love you.. I'll be watching you from above..

With love.. your mother


Nico Grech - a.k.a WoLfFaNg - 5.1 english

1. Lukee kolmannessa saapuneessa tekstiviestissäsi?
''Dont worryy, I'll pass them on to u next week, remember to do ur homework, So I will correct them for u early, cu swt xx'' XD

2. Nukuitko viime viikonloppuna omassa sängyssä, jos et missä sitten?
hmm.. taisin kotona nukkua :D

3.Ovatko hiuksesi kiinni vai auki?
öö en sulje :D?

4. Oletko mesessä?
olen :D

5. Kuunteletko musiikkia? Mikä biisi ja onko hyvä?
kaiken laisii on ==)

6. Ärsyttääkö joku asia/ihminen? Mikä/kuka ja miksi?
njaaa

7. Kuinka uusi on tämän hetkinen ihastuksesi?
:D

8. Oletko kyllästynyt IRC-Galleriaan?
joo se pilas my life ;< :D


9. Onko gallupit sinusta typeriä?
hmm.. noiha kivoja

11. Jutteletko kenellekään?
32:delle ihmiselle meses, enkä saa tätä kyselyä koskaa loppumaan :DD!

12. Onko läksyt tekemättä?
tein ne =)

13. Minkälaiset sukat sinulla on?
mustat D&G =)

14. Tekeekö kukaan ruokaa nyt?
ei :D?

15. Onko sinulla nälkä?
ei =)

16. Onko sinulla 'useampi netti' auki ?
1 netti ? :D

17. Onko joku (koulu) projekti pahasti kesken? Et vai ole edes aloittanut?
juuri valmistu enkun :D

18. Ketä muita siellä on, missä olet?
täällä Ismo, Aleksis kivi ja Tarja halonen !!

19. Onko sinulla yhtään korua nyt?
ei oo =)

20. Montako paitaa sinulla on päälläsi nyt?
ei yhtää =) Pelkkää läskiä =)

22. Minkä lauseen olet sanonut viimeksi ja kenelle?
Could u make me a coffee please :D XD

23. Elokuva jonka aikana itkit?
enmuista :o

24. Koska viimeksi ilmaisit tunteesi jollekin ja miten?
öö.. annelle =)? enkerro !

25. Kuinka pitkän matkan olet juossut pysähtymättä?
hmm.. 2 km :D ? juoksin varkaan peräs joskus vuos sit ;P

26. Onko sinulla lemmikkiä?
on 2 kisulia<3

27. Pelaatko jalkapalloa?
24/7 !! <333


28. Mikä saa ihosi kananlihalle?
seppo XD

29. Mikä Suomessa on kivointa?
tytöt kai ;P

30. Jos saisit mahdollisuuden nähdä tulevaisuuteen, käyttäisitkö tilaisuuden hyväksesi?
en kai :S? tai sit joo, että osaan korjata virheeni ennekö ne ees tapahtuu ? ==)

31. Monelta heräsit tänä aamuna?
05.57

32. Osaatko keittää kahvia?
daa ;D?

33. Oletko katsonut kokonaista jalkapallo-ottelua alusta loppuun?
Miten sitä puoliväliin voi katsoa :D ! mitää järkeä:P jalkkis <3

34. Suvivirren 3 ensimmäistä sanaa?
mikäs se XD?

35. Muistatko vielä mikä oli tämän gallupin 2. kysymys?
muistan

36. Onko kukaan kampaaja ikinä "pilannut" hiuksiasi?
ON ! :DDDD

37. Oletko henkisesti vahva?
tuu selvittää ;P

Hold fast to dreams
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird
That cannot fly.

Hold fast to dreams
For when dreams go
Life is a barren field
Frozen with snow.

Löysin Smoke huumetta, luokan nurkasta ja katoin onko se aitoa, nii opettaja näki mut, ja syytti mua Huumeitte käytöst !! ::::DDD jouduin melkee poliisi asemalle, kun se huume todettii aidoks -.-