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Olin onnekas. Minä ja tyttöystäväni olimme seurustelleet jo yli vuoden joten päätimme mennä naimisiin.

Vanhempani auttoivat kaikilla tavoilla ja ystäväni tukivat minua ja tyttöystäväni, hän oli upea.

Ainoastaan yksi asia haittasi mieltäni, itse asiassa aika paljonkin ja se oli minun tyttöystäni äiti. Hän oli upea ura-nainen, fiksu ja todella seksikäs. Hän usein jopa flirttaili minulle ja teki oloni usein epämukavaksi.

Yhtenä päivänä hän soitti minulle ja pyysi tulemaan luoksensa keskustelemaan kutsukorteista. Minä lähdin ja kun saavuin hän oli yksin ja kuiskasi minulle, että hänellä on tunteita ja haluja minua kohtaan joita hän ei voi ylittää. Joten ennen kuin menisin naimisiin hänen tyttärensä kanssa, hän haluaisi rakastella kanssani vain kerran. Mitä minä voisin sanoa???

Olin todellisessa shokissa ja en pystynyt vastaamaan saati liikkumaan, kunnes hän sanoi että hän menee makuuhuoneeseen odottamaan ja jos olet sitä mieltä että rakastellaan niin tulisin vain ylös.

Minä vain katsoin hänen herkullista perää kun hän käveli rappusia ylös. Minä seisoin siinä hetken, käännyin ja lähdin kävelemään ovea kohti, avasin oven ja astuin ulos ovesta....

Hänen miehensä seisoi ulkopuolella ja kyyneleet silmillään hän halasi minua ja sanoi että olemme iloisia että läpäisit meidän pikku testimme. Me emme voisi pyytää parempaa miestä meidän tyttärellemme.

Tervetuloa perheeseen!




OPITTU ASIA: Muista pitää kondomit aina autossa !!!!

I've seen a man cry.
I've seen a man shoutout,
afraid losing the woman he loves.
I've seen a woman lying
to her man flat out,
about who she's been with
and where she was.
I've seen a low fire
and tried to figure it out.
This fight isn't going anywhere
I've seen a child's eyes
watching his parents freak out.
I know they seem him but they just don't care.

It won't stop if they don't stop yelling.
It's not the way of working your problems out.
I can't stand being around this yelling
so I'm finding my way out.

I'm gonna drive and never ever slow down.
I'm gonna drive until i break down.
Packing my things and getting out of this town.
I'm gonna drive until i break down.

I've seen a childs eyes.
I've seen him living in doubt.
Not ever knowing what it's like to be in love.
I've seen his friends try
to just to help him get out.
he never told them what the problem really was.
I've seen a suicide.
They couldn't figure it out.
He blamed himself because they couldn't get along.
I've seen his parents eyes
trying to figure it out.
Where did our baby go and what went wrong?

It won't stop if they don't stop yelling
it's not the way of working your problems out.
I can't stand being around this yelling
so i'm finding my way out.

I'm gonna drive and never ever slow down.
I'm gonna drive until i break down.
Packing my things and getting out of this town.
I'm gonna drive until i break down.

I'm gonna drive until i break down.
Hold it inside until i break down.
I'm gonna drive until i break down.
Say my goodbyes until i break down.

Your time has already come and I don't know why
The last thing that I had heard
you were doin' just fine
It seems like just yesterday
I was laughing with you
Playing games at Grandma's house
well you taught me well, didn't you?
I hope I'm just like you


Do they have radios in heaven?
I hope they do
'Cause they're playing my song on the radio
And I'm singing it to you


You left before I had a chance to say goodbye
But that's the way life usually is
it just passes you by
But you can't hold on to regrets and you can't look back
So I'll just be thankful for the times that I had with you
I hope I'm just like you



Do they have radios in heaven?
I hope they do
'Cause they're playing my song on the radio
And I'm singing it to you
If they don't have radios in heaven
here's what I'll do
I can bring my guitar when my time is up and I'll play it for you



Tell me can you hear me now
if not, then I can try to sing real loud
What's it like up on the other side of the clouds?
I hope I'm just like you
I hope I turn out to be as good as you

You are my sweetest love, this love ...
I always wanna hug,
because I really love you,
the world just has to know.
I'll do anything for you,
there is nothing I wouldn't do.
snuggle, cuddle and then hug me,
with you I always want to be.

la la la la ...

My love is deep and true
I'd be lost if not with you
So long it would have been
If not for you and me
I'll do anything for you,
there is nothing I wouldn't do.
snuggle, cuddle and then hug me,
with you I always want to be.

la la la la...

Our feelings are so strong
And our hearts will beat as one
Another ending story
Is what I have with you
I'll do anything for you,
there is nothing I wouldn't do.
snuggle, cuddle and then hug me,
with you I always want to be.

la la la la...

You are my sweetest love,
this love I always wanna hug, because I really love you,
the world just has to know.
I'll do anything for you,
there is nothing I wouldn't do.
snuggle, cuddle and then hug me, with you I always want to be.

Sinä kysyit:
Kuka on siru?





Oraakkeli vastasi:
Se oli Henri, sano minun sanoneen. Paitsi jos erehdyn, niin sano keksineesi itse.

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Sinä kysyit:
Kuka on santtu?




Oraakkeli vastasi:
Se nätti tyttö Anttilan alusvaatemainoksesta.

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Sinä kysyit:
Kuka on inu?





Oraakkeli vastasi:
Sun isäs varmaa...

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Sinä kysyit:
Kuka on sanna?





Oraakkeli vastasi:
Se Hemmo Paskiainen, muistatko sen?

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Sinä kysyit:
Kuka on lissu?





Oraakkeli vastasi:
Se oli se Krisse Salminen, tiiätkö sen?

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Sinä kysyit:
Onko hannu koskinen cool?




Oraakkeli vastasi:
Totta munassa!

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Sinä kysyit:
Olenko minä pervo?




Oraakkeli vastasi:
Totta helvetissä olet

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