IRC-Galleria

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, (really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
( really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
( really really fat)
Dont you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again whoÂ’s fat ahhhhhh!ahhhh!

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Ritcker scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie alah mode
I'm gonna need my own ZIP code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, shamun
(really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you knowa
(really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Let me tell you once again - who's fat?

If you see me coming your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, shamun
( really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
( really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
( really really fat)
Woo! woo! woo!
(when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, shamun
( really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
( really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on,
(really really fat)
And you know all by myself IÂ’m a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
( really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
( really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
( really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just come tell me once again - whoÂ’s fat?

Weird Al Yankovic - FAT