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Voishan nää vitun ihqudaa wannabee rockari pissikset painua vittuun noilta rocki keikoilta ettei tarvis vedellä. Oli kyll niin lähellä et olisin tuhlannu hessun ja jallen yllätyksen niitten päälle vittu...

''siis meillä muka ongelmah!?!?''

Ps. Kengällä lyöminen on vitun rock ja sillähän tässä mailmassa pärjää! ;)

I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know
I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly gay

'Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
and my cock is your property

You're the only girl that I like to screw
When I'm not on the road
When I come home, my dinner's made
And the front lawn is mowed
I'll kiss your mouth
Even after you swallow my load

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do, for you
My heart belongs to you
And my cock is your property

I wanna make it clear
So you retain it
My dick's a free spirit
And you can't restrain it
No, you just can't chain it down

I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you and I can't
Help but fondle my meat
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
My heart belongs to you
And my cock is your property
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Kolme miestä oli baarissa. Ensimmäinen sanoi: "Arvalen, että minulla on pienimmät kädet maailmassa." Toinen mies sanoi: "Arvelen, että jalkani ovat pienimmät maailmassa." Kolmas mies sanoi: "Arvelen, että penikseni on maailman pienin." Miehet päättivät ottaa selvää tarkistamalla asian Guinessin ennätysten kirjasta ja lähtivät baarista. Ensimmäinen huudahti riemastuneena:"Käteni ovat pienimmät maailmassa!" Johon toinen:"Jalkani ovat pienimmät maailmassa!" Komas mies sanoi kummastuneena: "Kuka helkutti on Edward Cullen?"

<3

I'm goeing fast, but i don't know why.
My veins are burning, it's like i drinked gasoline.
Don't get in my way baby, cos you are just gonna get hurt

I'm not scared cos this is cool.
My body is shaking it's like i'm gonna explode.
Don't baby scare cos this is suitable

Don't try to stop me.
Don't try to get in my way.
Baby this is life. And i'm living it fast

It's like i'm the bullet and i'm going fast.
I'm the killer and the beast in your head.
You can run but not so long.

<69

Her legs are long and thin.
Her hips are curvyer then pornstar.
Her lips are red like a blood in my veins.

She has an attitude like a tiger.
she got me from first look.
She's going straight to hell.

She's every boys wet daydream
She's the real deal.
She's in my head!

We know that you are not an angel.
And we know that that's tru.
But that is not a broblem.

Why have this darknes come to me
Deep in ocean the darknes is pretty much same
Should i run or should i stay and fight

Don't turn away
Don't live your life in dark
Don't turn away
You should live your life whitout fear

Bloody cradle, screaming children.
What is all these?
Is our god abandoned us all.

Turn on me
Run away, Run fast.
Turn on me.
Try to find our savior.

Don't turn away
Don't live you life with fear
Don't run away.
Don't turn in to self-destruction

Why have this darknes come to me
Deep in ocean the darknes is pretty much same
Should i run or should i stay and fight

Don't turn away
Don't live your life in dark
Don't turn away
You should live your life whitout fear

Bloody cradle, screaming children.
What is all these?
Is our god abandoned us all.

Turn on me
Run away, Run fast.
Turn on me.
Try to find our savior.

Don't turn away
Don't live you life with fear
Don't run away.
Don't turn in to self-destruction