IRC-Galleria

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2froiUsU4U

Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?

Vader:
ItÂ’s the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
ReconstructinÂ’ the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit thatÂ’s black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!

Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers Â’bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And weÂ’ll beat the Rebels Â’cause their skills ainÂ’t shit!

Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!

Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah, youÂ’re just jealous Â’cause my black dickÂ’s thicker.

Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*

Lando:
Yo! Tell ‘em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.

Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! LeiaÂ’s my sister!
The only thing youÂ’re getting is a beat-off blister.

Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
DonÂ’t forget! Bitches ainÂ’t nothing but hos and tricks!

(Ohh!)

Luke:
Obi-Wan, IÂ’m the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ainÂ’t shit, his headÂ’s cut up and split!
HeÂ’s slower than the first Pentium chip!

(Dark Side!)
Vader:
The one who brings remorse to this fucking universe.

(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know weÂ’ll fucking win, Â’cause weÂ’ll fight to the end!

(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel VaderÂ’s dick in you. BIATCH!

*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*

Han Solo:
Jabba, you ainÂ’t nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
SittinÂ’ in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
IÂ’m a gay manÂ’s golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!

Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care Â’cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!