IRC-Galleria

If your stronger than
many of the guys and all
the girls in your grade,
you might be a female
swimmer.

If you have to try on 30
shirts just to find one
that fits your shoulders,
you might be a female
swimmer.

If all you ever do is eat
and sleep during school,
you might be a swimmer.

If waking up before dawn
to exercise seems normal,
you might be a swimmer.
(You might also be crazy)

If jamming a piece of
Styrofoam between your
legs is not a kinky sexual
activity, you might be a
swimmer.

If bugs die of chlorine
poisoning when they land
on your skin, you might be
a swimmer.

If a friend asks how a
certain guy dresses and
you reply, "I only see him
without his clothes on"
you might be a swimmer.

If your friends have
stopped asking you about
your plans for the
evenings, you might be a
swimmer.

If the first place you go
when you're stressed out
is a swimming pool, you
might be a swimmer.

If being fish-like is a
compliment, you might be a
swimmer.

If you have hickeys on
your neck, you might be a
swimmer or you might be
lucky.

If getting smacked on the
butt doesn't bother you at
all, you might be a
swimmer.

If you think bald heads
are hot, you might be a
female swimmer.



... :D