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Ihminen ei koskaan paljasta luonnettaan elävämmin kuin kuvatessaan jonkun toisen luonnetta.


Is it cold in Finland?

+15 ‘C / 59 ‘F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so weÂ’ll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun,getting a tan.

+10 ‘C / 50 ‘F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.

+5 ‘C / 41 ‘F
Italian cars wonÂ’t start, The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.

0 ‘C / 32 ‘F
Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa river (in Finland) gets a little thicker.

-5 ‘C / 23 ‘F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.

-10 ‘C / 14 ‘F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start using long sleeves.

-20 ‘C / -4 ‘F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

-30 ‘C / -22 ‘F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.

-40 ‘C / -40 ‘F
Paris starts cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands.

-50 ‘C / -58 ‘F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-60 ‘C / -76 ‘F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.

-70 ‘C / -94 ‘F
The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they canÂ’t store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.

-183 ‘C / -297.4 ‘F
Microbes in food donÂ’t survive. The Finnish cows complain that the farmersÂ’ hands are cold.

-273 ‘C / -459.4 ‘F
ALL atom-based movent halts. The Finns start saying “Perkele, it’s cold outside today.”

-300 ‘C / -508 ‘F
Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest


"He luulevat nähneensä auringon pimeällä kun he tulevat näkemään eläimen puoliksi ihmisen:
Hellaan taivaalla nähdään ääntä, laulua taisteluja, kahinoita ja silloin voidaan kuulla eläimellisten petojen puhuvan.
Vallan muutos alkaa kirkkaasta tulesta, kun kaukaa pohjoisesta nousee usvasta uusi tähti.
Salatut kasvot tuovat uuden kauas kuuluvan äänen, joka nousee yli vanhan maanpiirin ja sen entisten valtiaiden"

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