A white man said, ''colored people are not allowed here''
The black man turned around and stood up. Then he said:
''Listen sir... When I was born I was black,
when I grew up I was black,
when I'm sick I'm black,
when i go in the sun I'm black,
when I'm cold I'm black
when I die I'll be black...
But you sir...
when you born you're a pink,
when you grow up you're white,
when you're sick, you're green,
when you go in the sun you turn red,
when you're cold you turn BLUE,
when you die you turn purple..
And you have the nerve to call me COLORED?!?''