IRC-Galleria

"how many charmed and dangerous books there are?"
"seven"
"ok, good, go get them. i'll read them all by morning. i'll skip flossing to save time. *writes to hand* don't eat corn."

"hi i'm alex russo. my hobby is poking things with a stick, but i haven't yet figured out how to get money from it so i'm in school now."

"i was wondering if you would help spread word that art class is cancelled"
"what? why?"
"miss majorheely texted in her resingnation. which is strange cause i didn't know my phone got texts."
"that's it? you're gonna cancel art class because you don't have teacher to teach it?"
"that's kind of how schools work"

"there's a hand on your dad's shoulder and it's not connected to a body. i'm not sure should i laugh or scream, so i'm gonna do them both at the same time."

"mother, you told us to never take things from garbage"
"food. and i was talking to your dad."
"these kids do not know how to eat a chicken leg. there's another side."

"oh i wouldn't eat these sandwiches. i made them couple of days ago and then i lost them. but now i found them!"
"excuse me while i'm pretending to take a call. go for Frenchy"

"...and i can kiss robotic engineering goodbye."
"justin, are you talking about kissing robots again? you're gonna get electrocuted eventually."

(mä lopetan. ehkä...)

"but who's gonna run the sub station? it's the only reason we got you kids."

(mun pitäis oikeesti lopettaa... niin kun ihan oikeesti)

"it's your problem"
"no it's not. if mom sees the cupid she'll blame me and i'll find a way to blame you. we're all in this together."
....
"what are we gonna do? we still have cupid."
"you said we. you're in this. awesome."

alex on paras!

(mun pitäis oikeesti lopettaa....)

"are you in love with someone?"
"yes"
"is that someone you?"
"yes"
"then it doesn't count"
: DDDD

(mun pitäis varmaan lopettaa random quotejen heittely...)