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"what else do we have to eat?"
"what don't we have? cold pizza, cold burgers, cold tacos..."
"what do we have that's warm?"
"ice cream."
"cool. i'll drink that"

"i was mad when you came home from playground with wrong twins."
"it was a honest mistake."
"they were girls"

"check it out bob, an A. i can't wait for the next test. zack, did you really say that? yes zack, i did."
"should i be afraid of you?"

"so dyslexic i am?"
"well, it like looks... looks like it"
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"i'm already dyslexic, i don't want lovehandles too"
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"mr. forgess says dyslexics have a good memory."
"oh yeah? you haven't remembered my birthday, EVER! and we're twins!"

"this isn't funny zachary"
"oooh, zachary"
"i am very disappointed in you"
"oooh, disappointed"
"ooooh, shut up"

"hi! you don't know me, but we're gonna get married."

"well my best is going to get me a nobel prize, pay your nursing home and get zack out of jail."
"zack is in jail?!"
"not yet"

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"how many times have i told you not to disturb the guests?"
"two thousand three hundred and eight times. but it never gets old."