IRC-Galleria

"last time he needed money, he tried to sell my blood. it's lucky i'm a light sleeper."

"this isn't fair. you had your birthday six months ago."
"so? i can have my party when ever i want."
"i happen to remember that on your actual birthday, you went to a cruise on a mediterrian. what do you call that?"
"a tuesday."

"sharing is tough. you know, when i was younger i tried to share a boyfriend. it ended in a disaster."
"she got him?"
"no, i got him. and then he ate all my animal crackers."
"ooh, you were in kindergarten."
"no, i was in high school"

"he knows my name!"
"you wear a name tag"

"we can't wait until we hear everything about our sister convent in helsinki."
"we prefer to call it hecksinki."

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"i love this one"
"it's gibberish"
"oh, i thought it was finnish"

XDDDD ehkä paras jakso ikinä. nunnia suomesta : DD

"i've never gotten a detention in my life!"
"neither have i"
"that's because you never go to school!"
"and now you know why"

someone's cuuuutiiiiee <3333
meee likeyyy <33

"if i get you guys pets, will you stop bugging me?"
"yes"
"here you go. pet rocks. don't over feed them!"
"i'm gonna name mine tim"

"i can't leave little people in charge of littlerer people"

"i was just trying to build up his confidece."
"i've spent years trying to destroy it! can we please get on the same page here!"