IRC-Galleria

"your free socks are in the post right now. cause that what it said. socks, not sex. what kind of pervert are you? side note though, how exactly do you mail sex to someone? don't really see have that works."

"youtube removed this original video for 'shocking images'. now although i'd love to believe my penis is three foot long and glowing blue, i'm afraid the inapproviated image in the first video was unfortunately actually my lava lamp."

"i sound actually nothing like this. this laptop's microphone makes me sound like a pedophile/tramp/polar bear."

"congratulations, you won a prediction of your future."
"all your dreams are dead."
"well sorry about that one."

"well there goes my dignity. your family is probably like what the fuck"

"what do we do?!"
"i got an idea *opens umbrella*"
"how the f*ck did that work?"
"dan, not swear! this is a pg-13 channel"

"why are you doing this?"
"i asked santa for a ps3 last christmas and all i got was a jonas brothers cd."
"harsh"
"i am now going to destroy the universe"

oih löysin tuolta valtavasti piparimerestä pari (esim 8) ihanan vaaleeta ja paksua piparia.

"i like 'em light and thick"
"that's what she said"

iskä kattoo gilmore girlsia.... jos en olis niin shocked niin nauraisin hulluna

"one tiramisu, two forks and one meatball to go."