You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny male here'
You: uuu that's dirtyyy
Stranger: u f?
You: then i better not tell you what's the lemonade OH SWEET LEMONADE made of
You: i sure am
You: a female
You: if you meant that by 'f'
You: because it only reminds me of THE F-WORD
You: that's not supposed to be said out loud :)
Stranger: i meant female
You: okay
You: that's cool, that's cool
You: cos i'm one
You: got vagina and everything'
Stranger: want me 2 make it wet/?
You: nah, no need, i have water nearby
You: but YOU
You: my friend
You: need a banana.
You: Eat one and you'll be happy again.
Stranger: tat may
Stranger: wrk
Stranger: yeah
You: it sure will!
You: or if it won't.... try a strawberry
You: those are good for your health :)
Stranger: :)
Stranger: tanx
Stranger: fo d infi
Stranger: info
You: no problemos amigo, just doin' my job!
You: and now, to infinity AND BEYOND! ~<3