Sebastian Vettel facts
❖ Sebastian Vettel got his driver license when he was 16. 16 seconds.
❖ Sebastian Vettel doesnÂ’t drive at the speed of light, he drives at the speed of Vettel.
❖ By saying nobodyÂ’s perfect youÂ’re offending Sebastian Vettel.
❖ The first can of Red Bull was sold in the same year as Vettel was born – 1987.
❖ When Sebastian Vettel is driving in the rain, he isnÂ’t getting wet. The waterÂ’s getting vet.
❖ They say looking at the Sun for too long can make you blind. Only those who never saw Sebastian Vettel smiling say so.
❖ If Sebastian Vettel insured his Finger, itÂ’d be worth 50 times more than J. LoÂ’s ass.
❖ Awful —> Bad —> Okay —> Good —> Awesome —> Perfect —> Sebastian Vettel x).
❖ The best F1 drivers are aimed at winning races. Sebastian Vettel is aimed at winning championships.
❖ In fact, Sebastian Vettel is an android made by Adrian Newey to be in keeping with the extremely fast cars he designs.
❖ When Sebi smiles, the world smiles with him!
❖ Sebastian Vettel has UK shoe size 7.5 or, for Europeans, shoe size 41.
❖ Seb knows Aussies have different rules see, they take overtaking literally. They OVERtake!
❖ The speed of light was instituted because Sebastian Vettel didnÂ’t want get winded outrunning it. He hates to sweat.
❖ If Sebastian Vettel needs to use the word ‘observatatingÂ’ they better include it to the new edition of the Oxford Dictionary of English. (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBSpgYxvakY)
❖ In a shooting range Sebastian Vettel doesnÂ’t need any weapon as he can use his finger and hit the targets by yelling ‘Bang!!Â’.
❖ While the RBR stuff was making boats from Red Bull cans, Sebastian Vettel got a full-sized racing boat Newey made just for the fun of it.
❖ Once Dietrich Mateschitz has bought all the other F1 teams, Sebastian Vettel will be named the champion before the season starts.
❖ On 14th November,Sebastian Vettel has become the F1 World Champion 2010 and the youngest F1 World Champion in the history of the sport.
❖ Sebastian Vettel is highly concerned about his fitness, just try offering him a piece of cake and he will smear it on your face.
❖ Sebastian Vettel is the driver who has risen from the ranks of Baby-Schumi and Crash-Kid to Super Seb and Formula 1 World Champion.
❖ KERS was brought back in 2011 in attempt to help the other cars come up with Sebastian VettelÂ’s. It didnÂ’t work out, obviously.
❖ If life gives Sebastian Vettel a lemon, the RBR team make Red Bull out of it for him.
❖ Sebastian Vettel only got KERS on his car so as not to scare people anymore being tremendously quick without it.
❖ As Sebastian Vettel let Lewis Hamilton win in China, the latter cried out of happiness and said itÂ’d been one of the best races of his life.
❖ Every F1 driver drives as fast as he can. Sebastian Vettel drives as fast as he wants.
❖ No other F1 driver has the adjective ‘adorableÂ’ used together with his name as much as Sebastian Vettel does.
❖ No Magic Paddle can beat Sebastian VettelÂ’s Magic Finger.
❖ Sebastian Vettel becomes the first driver since Mika Häkkinen in 1999 to register 4 successive poles in the first 4 races of the F1 season.
❖ When Sebastian Vettel takes another pole, he just smiles modestly and ticks it off the list.
❖ In F1 there are 24 drivers, hundreds of personnel, months of time and millions of dollars the teams spend and one Sebastian Vettel to win.
❖ Sebastian VettelÂ’s smile can melt carbon fibre and his mating call is a V10 at 18,000 RPM.
❖ Sebastian Vettel must be the only driver whose trainer and team-chef have got their own fan-clubs.
❖ Current regulations make it hardly possible to beat Sebastian Vettel.
❖ Sebastian Vettel became a World Champion BEFORE he first became the DriversÂ’ Championship leader.
❖ Red Bull gives you wings. Sebastian Vettel gives Red Bull wings.
❖ Red Bull gives Sebastian Vettel wings and in return he gives them wins.
❖ If you google ‘Sebastian Vettel winsÂ’, you will get about 9,480,000 results in 0.25 seconds.
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