IRC-Galleria

Ha ha
Saka De man
gmb, first lady, Kat
Yo dun' know
Red One, let's go

Got you half flippin like fire
Come with me let me take you higher
I'm the object of all your desire
And your attention is all I require
Don't stop now
Cause you on a roll
Make me go anywhere that you go
I'm that dream in your head when you're sleepin'
I'm that secret inside that you're keepin' woah-woah

kertosäe:
You want this don't front qué qué qué pasa
Speak up cuál es la cosa
Ven aquí let's get closer and closer

kertosäe2:
I say no-oh-oh
If you wanna take it slow-oh-oh
Catch up well now let's go-oh-oh
Together we run the show-oh-oh

I say no-oh-oh
If you wanna take it slow-oh-oh
Don't stop well now let's go-oh-oh
Together we run the show-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Bite your lips cause you know that you feel it
When I shake it you know you're addicted
I see you're lovin this dominicana
You like the way that I dance the bachata

Don't stop now, cause I'm on a roll
Give you that gutta you feel in your soul
My heart beats like a drum can you hear it

kertosäe

kertosäe2

Yeah
ShakaDee
Black kat
Red one
Let's go

Me takin it slow, me takin it fast
Me like a train baby girl when me take in the pants
Me and you what I think that's what the aftermath
And after that me and you could just slip the cash
The pon and kat just smashin the party
After that, yo kat, let's mash up the lobby
Cause this is a dance and this is a hobby
It's fire in here and gmb got me
woah

Are you ready-ready-ready-ready-ready-ready
I'm ready my girl
Are you ready-ready-ready-ready-ready-ready
Sure I'm ready my girl
Are you ready-ready-ready-ready-ready-ready
I'm ready my girl
One-hundred-percent-uh

Are you ready-ready-ready-ready-ready-ready
I'm ready my girl
Are you ready-ready-ready-ready-ready-ready
Sure I'm ready my girl
Are you ready-ready-ready-ready-ready-ready
I'm ready my girl

kertosäe

kertosäe2

ilona: pesäpallo vois olla kesäpallo ja lentopallo verkkopallo
heta: miks lentopallo on lentopallo?
mari: koska se lentääää
hanna: nii ja se ei saa osua maahan
mari: nii ja sulkapallo tullee siitä ku siinä on niitä sulkia
heta: no mistä sitte tennis muka tullee?
ilona no tennispallosta

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Äiti oli ostanu uuen paian.

äiti: pitäsköhän tähän laittaa toinen paita alle?
heta: miks?
äiti: onko tää liian avonainen?
heta: ei siihe tarvi
äiti: no sitte taas kaikki papat kuolaa töissä
heta: hyyyi!
äiti: no ku ne raukat on jo niin epätoivosia

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but

kertosäe:
I'll be there for you
(when the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('cause you're there for me too)

You're still in bed at ten and work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast so far things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought you down to your knees that

kertosäe

No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Since you're the only one who knows what it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst, I'm best with you, yeah

It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year

kertosäe (2x)

Head under water,
And they tell me to breathe easy for a while.
The breathing gets harder, even I know that.

You made room for me but it's too soon to see,
If I'm happy in your hands.
I'm unusually hard to hold on to.

Blank stares at blank pages
No easy way to say this
You mean well, but you make this hard on me

I'm not gonna write you a love song,
'Cause you asked for it,
'Cause you need one, you see.
I'm not gonna write you a love song,
'Cause you tell me it's,
Make or breaking this.
If you're on your way,
I'm not gonna write you to stay.
If all you have is leaving,
I'm gonna need a better reason to write you a love song today.
Today.

I learned the hard way,
That they all say things you want to hear.
My heavy heart sinks deep down under you,
And your twisted words, your help just hurts.
You are not what I thought you were.
Hello to high and dry.

Convinced me to please you
Made me think that I need this too
I'm trying to let you hear me as I am

I'm not gonna write you a love song,
'Cause you asked for it,
'Cause you need one, you see.
I'm not gonna write you a love song,
'Cause you tell me it's,
Make or breaking this.
If you're on your way,
I'm not gonna write you to stay.
If all you have is leaving,
I'm gonna need a better reason to write you a love song today.

Promise me you'll leave the light on,
To help me see with daylight, my guide, gone.
'Cause I believe there's a way you can love me because I say,

I won't write you a love song,
'Cause you asked for it,
'Cause you need one you see.
I'm not gonna write you a love song,
'Cause you tell me it's make or breaking this.
Is that why you wanted a love song,
'Cause you asked for it,
'Cause you need one you see.
I'm not gonna write you a love song,
'Cause you tell me it's make or breaking this.
If you're on your way,
I'm not gonna write you to stay.
If your heart is nowhere in it,
I don't want it for a minute.
Babe, I'll walk the seven seas when I believe that there's a reason to,
Write you a love song today.
Today.

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