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Civilization (Bongo, Bongo, Bongo)
The Andrews Sisters with Danny Kaye

- written by Bob Hilliard and Carl Sigman
- as recorded September 27, 1947 in Los Angeles by The Andrews Sisters
with Danny Kaye and Vic Schoen & His Orchestra.




Each morning, a missionary advertises neon sign
He tells the native population that civilization is fine
And three educated savages holler from a bamboo tree
That civilization is a thing for me to see


So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don't want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords, I make it clear
That no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here


I looked through a magazine the missionary's wife concealed (Magazine? What happens?)
I see how people who are civilized bung you with automobile (You know you can get hurt that
way Daniel?)
At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see (What do they see, Darling?)
Uncivilized pictures that the newsreel takes of me


So bongo, bongo, bongo, he don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, he's so happy in the jungle, he refuse to go
Don't want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis, noise in my ear
So, no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here


They hurry like savages to get aboard an iron train
And though it's smokey and it's crowded, they're too civilized to complain
When they've got two weeks vacation, they hurry to vacation ground (What do they do, Darling?)
They swim and they fish, but that's what I do all year round


So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don't want no jailhouse, shotgun, fish-hooks, golf clubs, I got my spears
So, no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here


They have things like the atom bomb, so I think I'll stay where I "ahm"
Civilization, I'll stay right here!

saattaa olla aamul pää kipiä, mutta W T F ! ! ? ?

I JUST DONT GIVE AFUCK

Hey yo! Fuck NWA (Get the fuck outta here).
Fuck G Unit (fuck that shit).
Fuck D12 (motherfucker!).
Get the fuck out of the way (fuck you bitch!).
Normal motherfucking crew (motherfucker!).
Everyday normal crew (what what what what!).

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
You can fuck with us Â’cause we wonÂ’t fuck with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
Once a month we get drunk and watch Terminator 2.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
If youÂ’re hot bitches weÂ’re too shy to talk to you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And we get joy spending time with our families.

This is my bro J-A to the S-O-N yo,
the best at Mike TysonÂ’s Punch Out on Nintendo.
From Glass Joe to Macho Man, yo he fucks shit up,
then Tyson goes down with a star upper-cut.

And heÂ’s also pretty good at Super Mario 3,
but he doesnÂ’t use the flutes cause he doesnÂ’t like cheats.
Like the Contra code that he really doesnÂ’t like,
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right,
then B, A, B, A, Select, Start you got 30 lives.
He says that shitÂ’s for pussies who donÂ’t know how to fight.

Yo this my man cheese, better known as cheese bread,
We call him that Â’cause every time he gets out of bed
he puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread.
Microwaves that shit, eats it, then goes back to bed.
Sleeps 12 hours a day and he doesnÂ’t like Asian food.
ThatÂ’s right bitches, he doesnÂ’t like Asian food.
He doesnÂ’t like the taste of soy sauce,
personally I love that shit but he does not.

Yo Ben is my friend that owns every DVD
from Goonies to Time Cop to Beverly Hills Cop 3.
Dark Knight, First Knight, A KnightÂ’s Tale, and Knight Rider,
He even owns the motherfucking movie Street Fighter.

I borrow them from him I never pay to rent a movie,
as long as I take care of the box and donÂ’t scratch the DVD,
cause last week I borrowed City Slickers and it got scratched,
I was hoping that he wouldnÂ’t notice when I brought it back.
but he did and he was pissed so I apologized to him
and he forgave me and I asked him if I could borrow the movie Twins.
He was reluctant to do so, but he knows I love DeVito,
with Schwarzenegger, thatÂ’s a motherfucking comedic duo!

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
we own our tickets to Alanis Morissette in June.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
we bust gats and cadillacs in Grand Theft Auto 2.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
no party is a party without a Phil Collins too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And when one of us gets a haircut we make fun of them.

Yo this is D and heÂ’s a big fucking wrestling fan,
Monday Night Raw, Smackdown, and all the shit from the past.
Like Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulkamania,
Every year he travels to attend WrestleMania.

It may come as no surprise that heÂ’s never had sex,
but it doesnÂ’t bother him Â’cause he has the internet.
He jerks off to freaky shit like 2 Girls 1 Cup,
heÂ’s fucked up I tried watching it I fucking threw up.

This my nigga KC (What the fuck did you just call me?),
SorryÂ…IÂ’ll say friend.

This is my friend KC the only black friend in the crew,
not because weÂ’re racist every race is welcome in the group.
Truthfully heÂ’s a friend of a friend I donÂ’t know him that well,
but not because heÂ’s black my favorite actors are DenzelÂ…
and Samuel L. Jackson, I also like Bill Paxton,
but not because heÂ’s white, but because of his acting.

This is my friend Cleo, she really likes the Beatles,
her favorite is McCarty and her least favorite is Ringo.
A year ago I asked her to go on a date with me she said no,
she said sheÂ’d rather just be friends, I started cryin and ran home.
And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak,
which is awkward Â’cause we all hang out at least two times a week.

Finally, I ainÂ’t me without my best friend Steve,
HeÂ’s got my motherfuckinÂ’ back although heÂ’s weaker than me.
HeÂ’ll probably have a heart attack sometime soon,
but until then heÂ’s my top gun like fucking Tom Cruise.

Jon Lajoie: Say it
Steve: Nah
Jon Lajoie: Say it, cÂ’mon say it.
Steve: Nah
Steve: You want some of this bitch?! Money! Have a nice day bitch!

If you play organized sports say, “Hell yeah.”
If you watch 24 say, “Hell yeah.”
If the only ass you see is in porn say, “Hell yeah.”
If you eat chocolate when you’re bored say, “Hell yeah.”

I eat chocolate, a lotÂ…when IÂ’m bored. Um, I should stop thoughÂ…
my metabolism is slowing down. I also like pieÂ…cherryÂ…rhubarb.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
the jokeÂ’s getting old I fucking agree with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I just repeat the same shit from Normal Guy 1 and 2.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
What a twist with this one and rapped about my friends too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I think this cowÂ’s been milked dryÂ…motherfucker!

Steve: You want some of this bitch? YouÂ’ll never get itÂ…itÂ’s gonna go right up my asshole.








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Kauris 22.12.-19.1.

Kauris (Capricorn) on yksi eläinradan mukaan nimetyistä länsimaisista horoskooppimerkeistä. Se on saanut nimensä Kauriin tähtikuviosta.

* Syntymäaika: 22. joulukuuta - 20. tammikuuta
* Hallitseva planeetta: Saturnus
* Elementti: Maa
* Onnenkivet: onyksi ja kuukivi.
* Onnenluku: 8 ja 9
* Metalli: Lyijy, hopea
* Onnenvärit: syvän sininen, musta, tummanharmaa
* Onnenpäivä: lauantai
* Kukka: orvokki

Kuuluisia kauriita

* Jim Carrey
* Orlando Bloom
* Dave Grohl
* Lars Ulrich
* Hayley Williams
* Elvis Presley
* Jared Leto
* Paul Stanley
* Michael Schumacher
* Lewis Hamilton


Näin Kauriista sanotaan alan kirjallisuudessa:

Kauriit ovat kunnollisen ihmisen ruumiillistumia. He tekevät työnsä kunnolla eivätkä pidä itsestään meteliä. Kauriit ovat pienestä pitäen mietteliäitä ja totisia, ja siksi vaikuttavatkin usein vanhemmilta kuin ovat. He tekevät elämässään paljon uhrauksia, eivät niinkään muita auttaakseen, vaan säilyttääkseen rauhan ja tyyneyden omassa elämässään.

Kauriit ovat älykkäitä ja loogisia. He tekevät paljon havaintoja ympäröivästä maailmasta ja pohtivat niitä. Kauriilla on kyltymätön tiedonjano, ja se tekee heistä sivistyneitä ja fiksuja. Totinen ja rauhallinen Kauris on myös erittäin kunnianhimoinen. He toimivat usein johtavissa työtehtävissä. Toisaalta, Kauriit tarvitsevat myös paljon hyväksyntää muilta ihmisiltä. Usein ulkopuolisten mielipiteet merkitsevät heille enemmän, kuin läheisten ihmisten.

Kauriit eivät ole spontaaneja, vaan varovaisia ja kaukonäköisiä. Vahvatahtoinen Kauris on parisuhteessa erittäin romanttinen ja uskollinen. Hän on kumppanilleen lempeä, ja kykenee syviin ja vakaisiin tunteisiin.

"New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights."
~Hamilton Wright Mabie


"The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!"
~Edward Payson Powell


"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."
~Bill Vaughan

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Ensiferum - Wanderer

In time bleeding wounds will heal
Unlike some which are too deep to see
Like scars in the Nomads soul
Their mending is so slow
Not a shout of a hundred enemies
Can make him feel fear inside him
But when sunsets and the cold arrives
With crushing solitude in the darkness of night

He will ride across land and time
To find a way through this endless night
There s a storm in his heart
And the fire burns his soul
But the wanderers part is to ride alone

With bare hands he has taken many lives
He has had a hundred women by his side
From enchanted woods to the freezing North
He is known at every sea and far beyond
As the moon grows and the circle is complete
He lies down and waits for sleep
But there's always a scenery in his mind.
Of all that beauty he once left behind