IRC-Galleria

Kolmetoista juttua, joista pidän:
1. Musiikki
2. Elokuvat
3. Kaikenlaiset erilaiset pelit (lauta, kortti, tietokone, konsoli...)
4. Hyvä,halpa,helppo ruoka
5. Kaverit
6. Fallout 3
7. Sonata Arctica
8. iska, äippä, ellu ja valtsu
9. Koulu
10. Olut
11. Saunominen
12. Uiminen
13. Salilla käynti

Kaksitoista elokuvaa joista pidän:
1. The Lord of the Rings 1-3
2. Labyrinth
3. Alien 1-4
4. Matrix
5. Pirates of The Caribbean
6. The Mask
7. Hohto
8. Saw I
9. Beauty And The Beast
10. Silent Hill
12. Idiocracy

Yksitoista bändiä/artistia joista pidän:
1. Sonata Arctica
2. Ensiferum
3. Manowar
4. Iron Maiden
5. Aphorea
6. Children Of Bodom
7. Dimmu Borgir
8. Avril Lavigne
9. Nyhm
10. Cypress Hill
11. Wu Tang Clan

Kymmenen asiaa ulkonäöstäni:
1. Hammer Of Thor (koru)
2. Mustat hiukset
3. Jotka ovat joko in serious need of some growmore tai parturointia johki hyvään kuosiin( ATM liian keskenkasvuset :P)
4. Naamassani on karvoja
5. On niitä karvoja myös muualla
6. Silmälasit, jotka pitäs saada vaihettua uusiin ASAP
7. MyMaHaMyMaHaMaHa
8. bändipaita/raitapaita
9. Pipo
10. Various huivit


Yhdeksän asiaa joita odotan:
1. Kesä!
2. Sitä että joku kokkais mulle tortilloja :D:D (en jaksa itte tehä, tarvikkeet kyl löytys)
3. Että joku tois mulle kaupasta limsaa
4. Sitä että sais ees kerran kunnollisen groupin johkin instaan Daggerspine servulla(alliance side)
5. LvL80 for my mage :)
6. My very first tattoo (i know that someday you will be mine)
7. Porukoitten seuraavaa visiittiä, saisivat tuua tulostimen johdon ja tuua lampuille tarvitsemani kiinnikkeet ni ne ei rempattas noi pahasti
8. Maanantaita
9. Seuraavaa viikonloppua

Kahdeksan lempijuomaani:
1. Fanta Ananas
2. Fanta Mandariini
3. Maito
4. Vesi
5. Oluet
6. Kokis
7. Wiski
8. Siideri

Seitsemän ystävääni:
1. Sami
2. Ari
3. Juuso
4. Lasse
5. Atte
6. Ville
7. Jere

Kuusi asiaa jotka ärsyttävät tällä hetkellä:
1. Pääkipu
2. Korkea vuokra
3. Aikaiset herätykset
4. Ajoittainen tylsyys
5. Sonata ei ole julkassu keikkapäiviä tälle kesälle (pitäs käydä zoomaan se pitkästä aikaa)
6. miun hiukket, on vähän tyhmät

Viisi asiaa joihin kosken joka päivä:
1. Puhelin
2. Penis
3. Vessanpönttö
4. Joku juoma ja ruoka
5. Silmälasit

Neljä mieluisinta tv-ohjelmaa:
1. Salkkarit
2. Simpsonit
3. Mythbusters
4. South Park

Kolme paikkaa joista minut löytää:
1. Jyväskylä
2. Saarijärvi
3. Kivijärvi

Kaksi lempikirjaani:
1. Taru Sormusten Herrasta
2. Hobitti - eli sinne ja takaisin

Yksi asia joka merkitsee eniten:
- MUSA

(Transcribed, not official)
Oh, why are we so sad?
Are we feeling hurt by their evil eyes
and all those empty words?
We are thirsty for payback?
What would we like to do with the town?
Would we like to make it... dance? With the Animal?
Would we? WOULD WE?!
Tell us what we would like to do.
... burn it... burn it all...
(End of the transcribed part)


Burn honey, burn, let the fire eat away
I never liked the look of this town
Burn it down now
I'll run, they all know what I've done
I fetch my gear and take my leave from this mountain

I never had a chance to prove I wasn't guilty,
I always seemed to get blamed for
Every little crime, I didn't even have a name for...

Still running, still defeated in my mind
I never even tried to defend my own pride
The father ain't always like the son
They claim we've purloined, I'm not the one...

The story always goes, when the anger within
Builds up for too long...
Takes us over...
And we all are forced to obey, hey...

It was a match made in Hell,
now the whole mountain burns
and every man gets what no man deserves

Our beloved kin never learned to fit in
Now I pay for my name, live my life in sin
How much less can I ask from you people?
This town stays in disarray
'til the rules are the same for us all, hey...

I've ran on this mountain, with no guilt of my own
The trees and the rocks, every cave, every hole
I dropped them a line, "beware, this mountain will
blow in your face. My last saving grace..."

Bells toll all over the town, burn, burn until it's all gone
Game over, what was a bad joke is now a reality show...

And we all forced to obey... And we ALL are forced to obey...

I climbed up the mountain,
and dug a grave for each day of pain,
it's in the past, this moment's so frail...
I am what you made me
With years of abuse, So burn!!!!

It was a match made in Hell,
now the whole mountain burns
and every man gets what no man deserves

Our beloved kin never learned to fit in
Now I pay for my name, live my life in sin
How much less can I ask from you people?
This town stays in disarray
'til the rules are the same for us all

Our beloved kin
Now I pay for my name
How much less can I ask from you people?
I hereby declare a martial law
and you all, we all are forced to obey... hey!

We met that night, when the sea ran high.
And I craved for more of that nearlove experience.
Those who the music hath then joined together, are now put asunder....

Remember me, when I lit the fire.
To keep us warm.
On a cold winter morning. Now I pass through the moment.
Can I still recognize a beautiful melody...

I play a note, but hear no sound. Have I lost my love or the wings I found.
When I was young...
...and eager to please anyone who had time...

Needed to sing, the very notes I heard.
Had to stay in the shadows and seek for the loneliness.
Nevertheless, the price was higher than I had realized.
I was to live alone, ready to make the sacrifice.
Was I in love with you...

My old heart, little harder again. Once the light goes out, everything ends.
It is time...ready to cause a scene, ready to make the sacrifice.
Ready to play the note, ready to end the final show.
The only thing I know.

The pain is here. To stay I fear. In my eyes. I can change one note and make you cry.
In this state of mind. Silence is a crime.

How can life be so feigned and cold. I've answered the call of every melody, lovingly.
Did I find the answers to all my questions.

Or a gravenimage of me...

If I found the hidden fountain. Drank the wisdom from it's deep.
Would I have the time to save me. Would I have them both to keep.

Vodka
We need some vodka
We need some vodka
We need some vodka
Hey!

[Repeat Several Times]

Because vodka's what we need.

Refrain:
Kun uni ei tuu, kai vika täyskuun
Kun en pääse millään en unen makuun
ja vaikka pääsisin nään painajaista takuul
Enkä pysty liikkumaan vaikka haluun
Kun uni ei tuu, kai vika täyskuun
Kun en pääse millään en unen makuun
ja vaikka pääsisin nään painajaista takuul
Enkä pysty liikkumaan vaikka haluun

Hei tule mun uniin...
Liikaa elävii kuvii...

Jos on elämäntavoistani kiinni
Miten elän, mitä tilaan, tule mun uniini
En saa unta, virrannut on liikaa viini
Kulutan yhtä, täytän toisen tarpeeni
Saa sekoilemaan sokeri ja kofeiini
Miksi meen keuhkojani tervaan, nikotiinii stressiini
Veli, ei ihme jos ei se uni tuu
Unirytmi ei nyt rytmikästä, pois rytmistä
Lasken mieles tuonten lampait
mut mieli tanssii vaan lambadaa
Ikin en saa liikaa raitist ilmaa
se ilmasta
Idiootti ei unta rakasta
ei pidä kuoleman serkkupojasta
Tykkää enemmän jostain kamasta

Refrain

Ei aina pysty nukkumaan
ei unen maailmaan hukkumaan
Noustava hakemaan on juotavaa
leporutiineissa suotavaa
Puolenyön maissa merkki kaaoksen
Koko päivänä pystynyt keskittymään en
nyt saan yhden jos toisenkin aatoksen
Miten pystyn piristyy keskel kaamoksen?
Jos en saa mä unta sillon aika uneksii
Ideoit vaa muistii, lyijyl vaa paperil
Vain unessa mä saan elä suurii unelmii
Siis älä herätä karhuu kesken talviunii

Refrain

Unen omanen tunne
Kellun näillä kaduilla kun mikäkin lumme
Unettomuus raivaa tiensä jokaiselle solulle
Turha tulla on ees puhumaan mulle
Unettomuus tekee mut seniiliksi
instabiiliksi, kärsii mekanismi
Kun en saa unta, mun etapiksi
kumpa saisin siitä rahaa, ois se ammatti

Refrain

"Ei mua paljon nyt huvita
Nousta aikasin, jatkan mä unia
Hoidan vasta huomenna velvollisuuksiani
Niin monet mun luokkatoverit pystyy samaan
Ei tänään mua kiinnosta kuulla uutisia
Vaikka en nousis ylös, silti opin uutta
Kai mä odotan vaan hetken otollisuutta
Monet mun luokkatoverit pystyy samaan"

*Raappana - Lintsari Anthem

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C60iYHFE2pI

Civilization (Bongo, Bongo, Bongo)
The Andrews Sisters with Danny Kaye

- written by Bob Hilliard and Carl Sigman
- as recorded September 27, 1947 in Los Angeles by The Andrews Sisters
with Danny Kaye and Vic Schoen & His Orchestra.




Each morning, a missionary advertises neon sign
He tells the native population that civilization is fine
And three educated savages holler from a bamboo tree
That civilization is a thing for me to see


So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don't want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords, I make it clear
That no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here


I looked through a magazine the missionary's wife concealed (Magazine? What happens?)
I see how people who are civilized bung you with automobile (You know you can get hurt that
way Daniel?)
At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see (What do they see, Darling?)
Uncivilized pictures that the newsreel takes of me


So bongo, bongo, bongo, he don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, he's so happy in the jungle, he refuse to go
Don't want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis, noise in my ear
So, no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here


They hurry like savages to get aboard an iron train
And though it's smokey and it's crowded, they're too civilized to complain
When they've got two weeks vacation, they hurry to vacation ground (What do they do, Darling?)
They swim and they fish, but that's what I do all year round


So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don't want no jailhouse, shotgun, fish-hooks, golf clubs, I got my spears
So, no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here


They have things like the atom bomb, so I think I'll stay where I "ahm"
Civilization, I'll stay right here!

saattaa olla aamul pää kipiä, mutta W T F ! ! ? ?

I JUST DONT GIVE AFUCK

Hey yo! Fuck NWA (Get the fuck outta here).
Fuck G Unit (fuck that shit).
Fuck D12 (motherfucker!).
Get the fuck out of the way (fuck you bitch!).
Normal motherfucking crew (motherfucker!).
Everyday normal crew (what what what what!).

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
You can fuck with us Â’cause we wonÂ’t fuck with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
Once a month we get drunk and watch Terminator 2.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
If youÂ’re hot bitches weÂ’re too shy to talk to you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And we get joy spending time with our families.

This is my bro J-A to the S-O-N yo,
the best at Mike TysonÂ’s Punch Out on Nintendo.
From Glass Joe to Macho Man, yo he fucks shit up,
then Tyson goes down with a star upper-cut.

And heÂ’s also pretty good at Super Mario 3,
but he doesnÂ’t use the flutes cause he doesnÂ’t like cheats.
Like the Contra code that he really doesnÂ’t like,
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right,
then B, A, B, A, Select, Start you got 30 lives.
He says that shitÂ’s for pussies who donÂ’t know how to fight.

Yo this my man cheese, better known as cheese bread,
We call him that Â’cause every time he gets out of bed
he puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread.
Microwaves that shit, eats it, then goes back to bed.
Sleeps 12 hours a day and he doesnÂ’t like Asian food.
ThatÂ’s right bitches, he doesnÂ’t like Asian food.
He doesnÂ’t like the taste of soy sauce,
personally I love that shit but he does not.

Yo Ben is my friend that owns every DVD
from Goonies to Time Cop to Beverly Hills Cop 3.
Dark Knight, First Knight, A KnightÂ’s Tale, and Knight Rider,
He even owns the motherfucking movie Street Fighter.

I borrow them from him I never pay to rent a movie,
as long as I take care of the box and donÂ’t scratch the DVD,
cause last week I borrowed City Slickers and it got scratched,
I was hoping that he wouldnÂ’t notice when I brought it back.
but he did and he was pissed so I apologized to him
and he forgave me and I asked him if I could borrow the movie Twins.
He was reluctant to do so, but he knows I love DeVito,
with Schwarzenegger, thatÂ’s a motherfucking comedic duo!

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
we own our tickets to Alanis Morissette in June.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
we bust gats and cadillacs in Grand Theft Auto 2.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
no party is a party without a Phil Collins too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And when one of us gets a haircut we make fun of them.

Yo this is D and heÂ’s a big fucking wrestling fan,
Monday Night Raw, Smackdown, and all the shit from the past.
Like Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulkamania,
Every year he travels to attend WrestleMania.

It may come as no surprise that heÂ’s never had sex,
but it doesnÂ’t bother him Â’cause he has the internet.
He jerks off to freaky shit like 2 Girls 1 Cup,
heÂ’s fucked up I tried watching it I fucking threw up.

This my nigga KC (What the fuck did you just call me?),
SorryÂ…IÂ’ll say friend.

This is my friend KC the only black friend in the crew,
not because weÂ’re racist every race is welcome in the group.
Truthfully heÂ’s a friend of a friend I donÂ’t know him that well,
but not because heÂ’s black my favorite actors are DenzelÂ…
and Samuel L. Jackson, I also like Bill Paxton,
but not because heÂ’s white, but because of his acting.

This is my friend Cleo, she really likes the Beatles,
her favorite is McCarty and her least favorite is Ringo.
A year ago I asked her to go on a date with me she said no,
she said sheÂ’d rather just be friends, I started cryin and ran home.
And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak,
which is awkward Â’cause we all hang out at least two times a week.

Finally, I ainÂ’t me without my best friend Steve,
HeÂ’s got my motherfuckinÂ’ back although heÂ’s weaker than me.
HeÂ’ll probably have a heart attack sometime soon,
but until then heÂ’s my top gun like fucking Tom Cruise.

Jon Lajoie: Say it
Steve: Nah
Jon Lajoie: Say it, cÂ’mon say it.
Steve: Nah
Steve: You want some of this bitch?! Money! Have a nice day bitch!

If you play organized sports say, “Hell yeah.”
If you watch 24 say, “Hell yeah.”
If the only ass you see is in porn say, “Hell yeah.”
If you eat chocolate when you’re bored say, “Hell yeah.”

I eat chocolate, a lotÂ…when IÂ’m bored. Um, I should stop thoughÂ…
my metabolism is slowing down. I also like pieÂ…cherryÂ…rhubarb.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
the jokeÂ’s getting old I fucking agree with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I just repeat the same shit from Normal Guy 1 and 2.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
What a twist with this one and rapped about my friends too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I think this cowÂ’s been milked dryÂ…motherfucker!

Steve: You want some of this bitch? YouÂ’ll never get itÂ…itÂ’s gonna go right up my asshole.








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