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Did you know this bad fucking ass?Keskiviikko 20.05.2009 14:12

Simo Hayha had a fairly boring life in Finland. He served his one mandatory year in the military, and then became a farmer. But when the Soviet Union invaded his homeland in 1939, he decided he wanted to help his country.

Since the majority of fighting took place in the forest, he figured the best way to stop the invasion was to grab his trusty rifle, a couple of cans of food and hide in a tree all day shooting Russians. In six feet of snow. And 20-40 degrees below zero.


Of course when the Russians heard that dozens of their men were going down and that it was all one dude with a rifle, they got fucking scared. He became known as "The White Death" because of his white camouflage outfit, and they actually mounted whole missions just to kill that one guy.

They started by sending out a task force to find Hayha and take him out. He killed them all.

Then they tried getting together a team of counter-snipers (which are basically snipers that kill snipers) and sent them in to eliminate Hayha. He killed all of them, too.



Over the course of 100 days, Hayha killed 542 people with his rifle. He took out another 150 or so with his SMG, sending his credited kill-count up to 705.

Since everyone they had was either too dead or too scared to go anywhere near him, the Russians just carpet-bombed everywhere they thought he might be. Supposedly, they had the location right, and he actually got hit by a cloud of shrapnel that tore his coat up, but didn't actually hurt him, because he's the fucking White Death, damn it.

Finally on March 6th, 1940, some lucky bastard shot Hayha in the head with an exploding bullet. When some other soldiers found him and brought him back to base, he "had half his head missing." The White Death had finally been stopped...



...for about a week. In spite of having come down with a nasty case of shot-in-the-face syndrome, he was still very much alive, and regained consciousness on March 13, the very day the war ended.

TYTÖT..TYTÖT..Sunnuntai 17.05.2009 15:28

NIMENOMAAN!Maanantai 11.05.2009 01:23

kaikkien naisten unelmien mies?Sunnuntai 10.05.2009 04:15

HUOME MUL O OIKEESTI SYNDET.Torstai 07.05.2009 22:38

...ja aion käydä koffis.

2 viikkoa koulua. omg.Torstai 07.05.2009 22:34

Oikeesti?Keskiviikko 06.05.2009 03:25

Miksi?

Miks joku
haluis ku
se on
muutenki
jo niin ei
tahallista
...?

No okei
kyl mä
ymmärrän
jos on
steriili...

[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 06.05.2009 01:59

kävin kattoo x-men: wolverine synttäreide kunniaks jo tällee mut siis lol......... vittu se oli hyvä lol

kelasin et vittuku ois semmoset veitset rystysten välis....... ois kyl helmi.. ei tarttis koskaa tiskaa veitsii et vois syödä appelsiinii tai ja sillee lol :DDDDDDDDD

koira karkuteilSunnuntai 03.05.2009 05:25

ja me kuunnellaa venäjän kansallislauluu.

xD priority issues?