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Maryy<3 sanoo:
juu juu, te ootte kyl yks amorin apulaisperhe saatana koko sakki
juu en ota tota sillee
ku tiiän mitä tarkotit
ïïtu sanoo:
no hei perkeleen ämmä!
Maryy<3 sanoo:
kiitos :D


Maryy<3 sanoo:
mä sanon sulle saman ku tinille: piiLolat voi nyt ihan unohtaa noi amorin nuolet ja keskittyy kitkemää niitä seijan kukkapenkkejä

She she, she want it, I want to give it to her
She know that, it's right here for her
I want to, see you break it down
I'm ballin', throw'n money around

She work it girl, she work the pole
She break it down, she take it low
She fine as hell, she about the dough
She doing her thing out on the floor
Her money money, she makin' makin'
Look at the way she shakin' shakin'
Make you want to touch it, make you want to taste it
Have you lustin' for her, go crazy face it
Now don't stop, get it, get it
The way she shakin' make you want to hit it
Think she double jointed from the way she splitted
Got you're head f**ked up from the way she did it
She's so much more than you're used to
She know's just how to move to seduce you
She gone do the right thing and touch the right spot
Dance in you're lap till you're ready to pop

She always ready, when you want it she want it
Like a nympho, the info, I show you where to meet her
On the late night, till daylight the club jumpin'
If you want a good time, she gone give you what you want

Baby this a new age, you like my new craze
Let's get together maybe we can start a new phase
The smokes got the club all hazy, spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here, you got me saying

Aayooh
I'm tired of using technology, why don't you sit down on top of me

Aayooh
I'm tired of using technology, I need you right in front of me
Ooh, she wants it, uh uh, she wants it
Ooh, she wants it, uh uh, she wants it
Ooh, she wants it, uh uh (soo), I got to give it to her

Your hips, your thighs, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you
Your hips, your thighs, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you
Your hips, your thighs, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you
Your hips, your thighs, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you

Got a thing for that thing she got
The way she make it shake, the way she make it pop
Make it rain for us so she don't stop
I ain't got to move, I can sit and watch
In her fantasy, there's plain to see
Just how it be, on me, backstrokin', sweat soaking
All into my set sheets
When she ready to ride, I'm ready to roll
I'll be in this bitch till the club close
What should I do, one thing on all fours
Now that that shit should be against the law
From side to side, let the ride, break it down (down down)
You know I like, when you hike and you throw it all around
Different style, different move, damn I like the way you move
Girl you got me thinking about, all the things I do to you
Let's get it poppin' shorty we can switch positions
From the couch to the counters in my kitchen

Baby this a new age, you like my new craze
Let's get together maybe we can start a new phase
The smokes got the club all hazy, spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here, you got me saying

Aayooh
I'm tired of using technology, why don't you sit down on top of me
Aayooh
I'm tired of using technology, I need you right in front of me

Ooh, she wants it, uh uh, she wants it
Ooh, she wants it, uh uh, she wants it
Ooh, she wants it, uh uh (soo), I got to give it to her

Your hips, your thighs, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you
Your hips, your thighs, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you
Your hips, your thighs, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you
Your hips, your thighs, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you

Don't give up on the dream,
Don't give up on the wanting
And everything that's true
Don't give up on the dream,
Don't give up on the wanting

Because I want you too
Because I want you
Because I want you

Stumble into you, is all I ever do
My memory's hazy
And I'm afraid to be alone

You know I love it when your down on your knees
And I'm a junkie for the way that you please
You shut me up when you swallow me down
My back to the wall you're going to town

I almost told you that I loved you
Thank god I didn't cause it would've been a lie
I say the damnedest things, when you're on top of me
I almost told you that I loved you

I hate to say it but it has to be said
You look so fragile as I fuck with your head
I know it shouldn't but it's getting me off
If sex is the drug then what is the cost

I'm not the one that you want
Not the one that you need
My love is like a fucking disease
You can give me your hand
You can make your demands
I'm the hardest mother fucker to please

Hey hey hey
Ahhh

In the brightest hour
Of my darkest day
I realized
What is wrong with me

Can't get over you
Can't get through to you
It's been a helter-skelter, romance from the start

Take these memories
That are haunting me
Of a paper man cut into shreds
By his own pair of scissors
He'll never forgive her...
He'll never forgive her...

Because days! Come and go!
But my feelings for you are forever
Because days come and go
But my feelings for you are forever

Sitting by the fire
On a lonely night
Hanging over from another good time
With another girl...
Little dirty girl

You're my heroin
In this moment I'm lonely
fulfilling my darkest dreams
All these drugs, all these women
I'm never forgiving...
this broken heart of mine

One last kiss...
Before I go...
Dry your tears...
It is time to let you go...

Because days! Come and go!
But my feelings for you are forever
Because days come and go
But my feelings for you are forever

One last kiss...
Before I go...
Dry your tears...
It is time to let you go...

One Last Kiss.

I looked at your face I saw that all the love had died
I saw that we had forgotten to take the time
I, I saw that you couldn't care less about what you do
Couldn't care less about the lies
You couldn't find the time to cry

We forgot about love
We forgot about faith
We forgot about trust
We forgot about us

Now our love's floating out the window
Our love's floating out the back door
Our love's floating up in the sky in heaven
Where it began back in God's hands

You said that you had said all that you had to say
You said baby it's the end of the day
And we gave a lot but it wasn't enough
We got so tired that we just gave up

We didn't respect it
We went and neglected it
We didn't deserve it
But I never expected this

Our love floated out the window
Our love floated out the back door
Our love floated up in the sky to heaven
It's part of a plan
It's back in God's hands
Back in God's hands

It didn't last
It's a thing of the past
Oh we didn't understand
Just what we had
Oh I want it back
Just what we had
Oh I want it back
Oh just what we had

Jumping on the next train
And for a moment
I just don't know where I am
Sick and tired of seeing good people
Bending over for the system that I hate

Never meant to break your heart
But for a moment I just know I have
Give me time to cope my mind
And finding faults for the reason
To why I leave

Most leave when I'm going strong

Lead me away and I shall call love on you
Leave me the way that I still burn over you
I've been aware

Sitting here in county jail
I should have been with you
But that's just how I am
Ain't no one to go my bail
But at least I know just when
And how I leave

Must leave when I'm going strong

Well I've been aware

Epäromanttisia juttuja, mitä mies on sanonut naisille sängyssä?
(Naisten kertomana)

- Exä monesti orkun saatua voihkaisi " äiti!"

- Puristelee rintojani ja päästelee " honk honk" -ääniä...honk honk tulee Pulmusista... aina tulee Ed mieleen. Yök.

- pieru-liisa, ja tarkoitti tietysti mua

- onpa sulla mustat silmänaluset.

- " Ja majoneesit sisään" totesi ex kun orgasmin sai...

- Veivaisitko mut käyntiin, en meinaa herätä

- Mun mies sanoo joskus, että röh, röh, kun puristelee mun tissejä

- mun mies näytti kesken kiihkeän nytkytyksen peukkua mulle.

- Täällä haisee perävakohiki! Kyllä oli kauan ilman.

- Exä sanoi kerran kun hivelin rinnoillani hänen selkäänsä, että " mitkä ne siellä laahaa?"

- mies joskus sanoo päälle tullessaan että Ei setä pahaa,setä vaan vähän kokeilee.. Todella oksettavaa!

- Aina suuseksin jalkeen mies pesee fanaattisesti suutaan minuuttitolkulla. Purskuttelee ja räkii veskissa.

- Raketti laukee NYT!

- Mies heitti spermat selkään ja sanoi, että " levitä ite".

- Sulla on vitun näppyläinen selkä sanoi samalla kun veti takaapäin. Hommat loppu siihen.

- Klitorista näprätessään mies teki korkealla falsettilla "tiditiditiditidi" -ääntä

- Ja kerran on sanonut takaa päin työnnellessä et hei sulla on karmea finni persuuksissa.

- Kerran kesken kaiken alkoi tuumailla että " Pitäisköhän vaihtaa ooppeliin öljyt?"

- Olin hoikka ja pieni rintainen etenkin ennen lasta. Kerran mies sanoi minulle seksin jälkeen että
ihan kuin pikku poikaa panisi.

- rakastelun jälkeen(olimme konttausasennossa) irrottautuessaan teki kuormaautojen perusäänen, tuu tuut tuut,......

- mies sanoin kerran, että " kato, tepsi voitti" , kun takaapäin veti katsoen samalla urheiluruutua.

- plöplöplölölöllllööö (nuoli samalla)

- mun pikkuinen on aika nopeesti valmis (sellaisella " pikkulapsen" äänellä)

- mies kerran takaapäin vedellessään pysähtyi dippaamaan sormeansa perseessäni ( ei siis mitenkään seksimielessä), nuuhkaisi sitä ja kysyi kovaan ääneen: " Ootsä käyny tänään paskalla?"

- Mies kysyä paukautti että haluisitko jakaa mun kanssa siittiöitä ja kumautti " komean" pierun sanojensa painikkeeksi...

- et ime toistakin tissiä (kun toista vaan lutuutti) niin tämä kysäs, et ai sikskö kun siinä on vähempi karvoja?

- ..mies sanoi että nyt multa tulee (laski lastit mahalleni) ja samalla pieraisi oikein kunnon fanfaarin!!!! Kyllä mua nauratti ja miestä hävetti niin paljon, että sillä tuli itku silmään.

- Suhteemme alku vaiheessa nauroi kerran jollekkin tv-ohjelmalle kun otin häneltä suihin.

- ihanaa harrastaa seksiä itseäni paljon isomman naisen kanssa" ... Ja olen tosiaan ihan normaalin kokoinen nainen.

- Mies kysyy esileikin jälkeen et: No mitäs si? Ja napittaa lehmämäisellä katseella...

- Otin baarista mukaan pojan jolla oli poikuus tallella. Kondomin puettuaan hän sanoi: Katsos näin! Sisään tunkeutuessaan jotain " Kyllä tämä tästä" tapaista. Sitten toiminta jatkui " Hyvältä tuntuu" , " Voi että, voi että, kaikkea kanssa" , " Näin sitä mennään" ja niin edelleen. Paras oli ehkä kuitenkin:" Meitsi saa pillua!" . Hiljaa se ei osannut olla. Tullessaan tietysti huusi: " Se on siinä!"

- ja kerran tokas ku antoi suuseksiä että " terve kaveri" sellaisella kummeli äänellä...

- Meillä asusteli takapihalla orava. Pari viikkoa sitten kesken kiihkeimmän homman mies tokaisi että, se oli se oravakin jääny auton alle...