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"My cerebral neocortex hasn’t aged to such an extent to
be fooled by this second fake deduction."

autokoulusta puhetta:

Freedom says:
everytime you make a mistake the driving teacher stabs you in the leg with a knife

Freedom says:
it is when you have 8 knives in your leg

jonse says:
xDd

jonse says:
then there are those shitty theory lessons

Freedom says:
if you don't pass the written test they stick pins in your nuts

Freedom says:
PINS IN YOUR NUTS JONSE DO YOU WANT FUCKING PINS IN YOUR NUTS!?

***

Freedom says:
nobody's perfect jonse, you'll forget something
jonse says:
yeah
Freedom says:
and then you'll end up all bloody
Freedom says:
and dead

Freedom sanoo:
KABOB IS A STICK OF MEAT
jonse sanoo:
KEBAB***
Freedom sanoo:
no its like a freight train of meat
jonse sanoo:
of course they dont put the whole shitty stick in the pizza you moron
jonse sanoo:
they take slices from it with this ...item
Freedom sanoo:
THE COCKCHOPPER


***

Freedom sanoo:
THIS CONVO IS MADNESS
jonse sanoo:
MADNESS?!?!
Freedom sanoo:
THIS CONVO IS GARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

jonse sanoo:
WC-> Number two's
Ļąşşę^∞ Wenche // sanoo:
The release of the salmon!
jonse sanoo:
squeezing some twixes
Ļąşşę^∞ Wenche // sanoo:
sausage crambling
Ļąşşę^∞ Wenche // sanoo:
whizzle shizzling
jonse sanoo:
cramming the hose
jonse sanoo:
shaking the trousersnake
Ļąşşę^∞ Wenche // sanoo:
smashing the waterglass
Ļąşşę^∞ Wenche // sanoo:
lowering the shaft
Ļąşşę^∞ Wenche // sanoo:
draining the orifice
jonse sanoo:
choking some gribble
Ļąşşę^∞ Wenche // sanoo:
smacking the little jesus
jonse sanoo:
pounding the trumpet
Ļąşşę^∞ Wenche // sanoo:
just go

Lasse sanoo:
Absoluteness incomplete. Completion in progress
jonssse sanoo:
:o
Lasse sanoo:
Whotness has arrived.
jonssse sanoo:
indeed
Lasse sanoo:
Indeedness indeed.
jonssse sanoo:
indeedness confirmed to indeed. Indeedness must be indeeded
Lasse sanoo:
indeedness indeeded. Indeed the indeedness has been indeeded. Indeednessing complete
jonssse sanoo:
Closing indeeding. Indeeding must be indeeded immediatly to indeed the closing
Lasse sanoo:
Indeetion complete.