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Denmark: in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.

Finnish washroom faucet: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.

Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.

London office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

Moscow hotel lobby across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

Moscow hotel room door: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

Roman doctor's office: Specialist in women and other diseases.

Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.