""ian macarthur is a wonderful sweet fellow who wears glasses and peers out of them with delight"" that was the first sentence. the problem was that I just couldn't think of the next one. after cleaning my room three times, I decided to leave ian alone for a while because I was starting to get mad at him."
"they even had a song. something like broken wings by that band, mr. mister. I don't even know, but I hope it was broken wings because it would make the story perfect."