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"kun joku halais..
.. syntyisin uudestaan"

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"Vaikka minä puhuisin ihmisten ja enkelien kielillä mutta minulta puuttuisi rakkaus, olisin vain kumiseva vaski tai helisevä symbaali.
Vaikka minulla olisi profetoimisen lahja, vaikka tuntisin kaikki salaisuudet ja kaiken tiedon ja vaikka minulla olisi kaikki usko, niin että voisin siirtää vuoria, mutta minulta puuttuisi rakkaus, en olisi mitään.
Vaikka jakaisin kaiken omaisuuteni nälkää näkeville ja vaikka antaisin polttaa itseni tulessa mutta minulta puuttuisi rakkaus, en sillä mitään voittaisi.
Rakkaus on kärsivällinen, rakkaus on lempeä. Rakkaus ei kadehdi, ei kersku, ei pöyhkeile
Ei käyttäydy sopimattomasti, ei etsi omaa etuaan, ei katkeroidu, ei muistele kärsimäänsä pahaa
Ei iloitse vääryydestä vaan iloitsee totuuden voittaessa.
Kaiken se kestää, kaikessa uskoo, kaikessa toivoo, kaiken se kärsii.
Rakkaus ei koskaan katoa. Mutta profetoiminen vaikenee, kielillä puhuminen lakkaa, tieto käy turhaksi.
Tietämisemme on näet vajavaista ja profetoimisemme on vajavaista,
mutta kun täydellinen tulee, vajavainen katoaa.
Kun olin lapsi, minä puhuin kuin lapsi, minulla oli lapsen mieli ja lapsen ajatukset. Nyt, kun olen mies, olen jättänyt sen mikä kuuluu lapsuuteen.
Nyt katselemme vielä kuin kuvastimesta, kuin arvoitusta, mutta silloin näemme kasvoista kasvoihin. Nyt tietoni on vielä vajavaista, mutta kerran se on täydellistä, niin kuin Jumala minut täydellisesti tuntee.
Niin pysyvät nämä kolme: usko, toivo, rakkaus. Mutta suurin niistä on rakkaus."

(1.Kor. 13)

keksin miks evoluutioteoria ei voi pitää paikkaansa.
jos ihmine ois kehittyny apinasta, miks se ois kehittäny karvansa pois jos se kuitenkaa ei tarkene vaan joutuu käyttää kledjuja.
kosk kai evoluutiossa oli kuitenki tarkotus kitkee heikot pois ja kehittyä olosuhteita vastaavaks, ni eihä se sillon ois voinu mennä nii et karvat pois. koska ne turkkiäijät ois ollu niitä vahvempia, koska ne huonoturkkiset ois jäätyny.
ni.

isket silmää. jos se ei auta. niin isket nyrkillä.

-meow^-

You made mY heart too happy , so I vomited blood

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5xjSgcGTvc&mode=related&search=

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Png8Ypnp7Gg

awww

oon ihan aamussa vaikka kello on jo puoli kuu..kuus. ruisrockpäivä takana oli kivaa nyt voin jälleen angstata ahh ihanuutta.

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53 pientä elefanttia marssi näin, aurinkoista tietä eteenpäin, koska matka oli hauska niin, pyysivät he mukaan yhden lepardin "

Metal Fairy Tale - the setting:
There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castleguarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights.

* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and ****s her.

* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and ****s the princess.

* FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). They all leave........ without the princess.

* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, ****s the princess and kills her, then leaves.

* BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, ****s the princess and kills her.Then he ****s the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he ****s the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and ****s it for the last time.

* GRIND METAL
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

* GOTHIC METAL
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.

* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.

* INDUSTRIAL METAL
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes anobscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

* SPEED METAL
Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someones screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.

* CHRISTIAN METAL
The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to "thank" the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."

* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.

* BATTLE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.

* NU METAL
Protagonist arrives in pimpin' SUV and baggy pants. Dragon sees protagonist's nose ring and snickers. Protagonist whines about bad childhood where his beloved pet canary died and ever since he has been Broken, Numb, Dead Inside, Thoughtless and not Alive. Dragon gets highly annoyed, and eats the protagonist. Princess thanks Dragon.

* EMO
The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, He gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.

* GRUNGE
The protagonist doesn't get eaten by the dragon because he stinks too much from not washing his hair in months. The princess won't go near him either, and he ends up dying on the town hall steps with the other mosha's due to the over consumption of white cider.

* POP-PUNK
The dragon can't eat the protagonist because he can't catch him because he keeps bouncing up and down. The princess won't **** him either, because he likes ska.