American Pledge of Allegiance:
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
10 translations later:
"I am a loyal American flag and the national representative of the presence of God, indivisible, liberty and justice."
Näin juu, olen lojaali amerikanlippu ja Jumalan valtiollinen ilmestymä.